Eddie

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Zowie: I'll warm you up ;)

Eddie: Fuck yes you will

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Zowie: I can't wait to see what you deem equally naughty.

Zowie: I think I should be there in not tooooo long. Are you ready?

Eddie: Yeah yeah I'm ready I'll come to the front

Eddie: I'm wearing mostly fishnet so I hope I don't freeze

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Zowie: I don't mind you just wearing underwear. I'm wearing rope and latex. And maybe some stuff over the top for the cab driver's sanity, but that'll come off soon

Eddie: Shit that sounds sexy.

Eddie: Okay let me go get into something equally naughty.

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Zowie: I will!

Zowie: You better not do anything before I get there

Eddie: I won't I won't

Eddie: I'm just rushing around tidying stuff up basically

Eddie: And getting dressed, seeing as I was only wearing underwear

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Zowie: Then what's fault is it?!

Zowie: Call that damn cab, I'm horny

Eddie: probably yours

Eddie: OKAY OKAY I'm calling

Eddie: It's gonna be there in like fifteen minutes go get those dildos ready horny baby

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Zowie: 👍

Zowie: I'm going to hell

Eddie: COOL me too when are you leaving? ........shitgotdeed

Eddie: Warning, friend, my cock is really hard. It's the tentacles fault. (It's not)

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Zowie: Are you sure? I guess you've got more than enough money...

Zowie: Tell them I can't hear for shit so they don't get weirded out by me, okay?

Eddie: HAHAHAHA I laughed really loudly but I guess you don't care because you can't hear for shit omfg I love people who offend themselves

Eddie: I'll tell him a deaf alien needs to get their ass to a gay brothel. #pornmovieplot

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Zowie: Deep down everyone wants to get laid by horny alien monsters. Don't deny it.

Zowie: Well... I don't dare to go out at night cause I'm a pussy, but I can't stop you from coming to my shitty apartment and spending the night.

Zowie: I've also got time the day after tomorrow, though.

Eddie: I can't drag a whole wardrobe to your flat and I don't want to leave behind what you might find essential. I can call you a cab if you want?

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Zowie: Sounds like a good plan. I'll also coincidentally bring along a bag of my toys, cause you never know when they could come in handy.

Zowie: When do you have time?

Eddie: The amount of curiosity towards your floppy tentacle dick is arousing me. I don't know what happened.

Eddie: I have time like right now. And I've got a two hour slot tomorrow but we'll need more time. The day after I've not got anything planned except in the morning. What about you?

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Zowie: Wow, okay. I'm interested.

Zowie: This isn't gross, right?

Eddie: Nah, I own so much I think everyone would be interested. Everything is clean I promise. I literally have a chest of drawers specially for my toys. We got it from the boss and it just gets filled over time ;)

Eddie: You should come see it and if you get accidentally horny when you're over we can play hehehe

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Zowie: That is a weird suggestion, but show me what you've got

Eddie: What I've not got is a better question. And the answer is under your bed, basically

Eddie: I don't own a clit clip. Or a vibrating harness. Or a female chastity belt. Or a vibrating sounding rod. Or any sounding rod.

Eddie: I own pretty much everything else. I think I have a few thousand worth of sex toys.

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Zowie: Love tentacle dick. I've got a really floppy one and it feels all slimy

Zowie: It's great.

Eddie: that sounds gross, but I want it. I've got a floppy one that isn't a tentacle. Someone made me deepthroat it with strawberry lube and that was a weird experience

Eddie: We should bring together sex toys and casually try everything out

Eddie: that might be a weird suggestion.

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Zowie: Don't worry, I've got enough at home ;D

Zowie: This being my thing better be a compliment btw

Eddie: you should tell me where you get them, I should buy them in case someone wants to see it. Also, I'm just fucking curious about what it feels like to ride a tentacle dick.

Eddie: It's a compliment. I like weird

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Zowie: Aren't you supposed to be used to everything?

Eddie: never seen alien porn before, surprisingly. I can imagine that this is your thing, though. Sorry I don't have an alien cock :(

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Eddie: That's some super weird porn

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Afraid, no. I'm just trying to wrap my head around the complete lack of respect you must have for yourself. So, yes, you may have been traumatised, something else might have happened, but you've got issues, _babe_. As much as you manage to make it seem like you don't, you do. You wouldn't do something like this otherwise.

This is not the first time I’ve heard someone say this. Apparently a lot of people can’t wrap their head around people having different standards. I don’t care about having sex for money, because I value sex differently. I don’t disrespect myself, I actually find how desired I am pretty empowering. It’s not as if the only people approaching me are clients either...

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Of course you earn more by selling your body than doing a normal, respectable job. That's because you're a skanky bitch. Also, in no way does that mean you're not cheap, selling your ass for a couple of bucks. What at hsppened then? What did daddy do to you?

Why do you think my Dad must have done something to make me want to sell my body?? I’m not traumatised, if that’s what you’re worried about, babe. Loads of people sell their bodies. I’m just doing it very economically. ;)