Zowie Ford

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Eddie: Fuck yes you will

fin

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Eddie: Yeah yeah I'm ready I'll come to the front

Eddie: I'm wearing mostly fishnet so I hope I don't freeze

Zowie: I'll warm you up ;)

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Eddie: Shit that sounds sexy.

Eddie: Okay let me go get into something equally naughty.

Zowie: I can't wait to see what you deem equally naughty.

Zowie: I think I should be there in not tooooo long. Are you ready?

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Eddie: I won't I won't

Eddie: I'm just rushing around tidying stuff up basically

Eddie: And getting dressed, seeing as I was only wearing underwear

Zowie: I don't mind you just wearing underwear. I'm wearing rope and latex. And maybe some stuff over the top for the cab driver's sanity, but that'll come off soon

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Eddie: probably yours

Eddie: OKAY OKAY I'm calling

Eddie: It's gonna be there in like fifteen minutes go get those dildos ready horny baby

Zowie: I will!

Zowie: You better not do anything before I get there

[skyynsfw]

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Eddie: COOL me too when are you leaving? ........shitgotdeed

Eddie: Warning, friend, my cock is really hard. It's the tentacles fault. (It's not)

Zowie: Then what's fault is it?!

Zowie: Call that damn cab, I'm horny

[yumechi9516]

Who understands ? ❤❤❤❤

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Eddie: HAHAHAHA I laughed really loudly but I guess you don't care because you can't hear for shit omfg I love people who offend themselves

Eddie: I'll tell him a deaf alien needs to get their ass to a gay brothel. #pornmovieplot

Zowie: 👍

Zowie: I'm going to hell

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Eddie: I can't drag a whole wardrobe to your flat and I don't want to leave behind what you might find essential. I can call you a cab if you want?

Zowie: Are you sure? I guess you've got more than enough money...

Zowie: Tell them I can't hear for shit so they don't get weirded out by me, okay?

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Eddie: The amount of curiosity towards your floppy tentacle dick is arousing me. I don't know what happened.

Eddie: I have time like right now. And I've got a two hour slot tomorrow but we'll need more time. The day after I've not got anything planned except in the morning. What about you?

Zowie: Deep down everyone wants to get laid by horny alien monsters. Don't deny it.

Zowie: Well... I don't dare to go out at night cause I'm a pussy, but I can't stop you from coming to my shitty apartment and spending the night.

Zowie: I've also got time the day after tomorrow, though.

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Eddie: Nah, I own so much I think everyone would be interested. Everything is clean I promise. I literally have a chest of drawers specially for my toys. We got it from the boss and it just gets filled over time ;)

Eddie: You should come see it and if you get accidentally horny when you're over we can play hehehe

Zowie: Sounds like a good plan. I'll also coincidentally bring along a bag of my toys, cause you never know when they could come in handy.

Zowie: When do you have time?

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Eddie: What I've not got is a better question. And the answer is under your bed, basically

Eddie: I don't own a clit clip. Or a vibrating harness. Or a female chastity belt. Or a vibrating sounding rod. Or any sounding rod.

Eddie: I own pretty much everything else. I think I have a few thousand worth of sex toys.

Zowie: Wow, okay. I'm interested.

Zowie: This isn't gross, right?

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Eddie: that sounds gross, but I want it. I've got a floppy one that isn't a tentacle. Someone made me deepthroat it with strawberry lube and that was a weird experience

Eddie: We should bring together sex toys and casually try everything out

Eddie: that might be a weird suggestion.

Zowie: That is a weird suggestion, but show me what you've got

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Eddie: you should tell me where you get them, I should buy them in case someone wants to see it. Also, I'm just fucking curious about what it feels like to ride a tentacle dick.

Eddie: It's a compliment. I like weird

Zowie: Love tentacle dick. I've got a really floppy one and it feels all slimy

Zowie: It's great.

[chirplrzowie]

Eddie: never seen alien porn before, surprisingly. I can imagine that this is your thing, though. Sorry I don't have an alien cock :(

Zowie: Don't worry, I've got enough at home ;D

Zowie: This being my thing better be a compliment btw

[thelittlemonsterlover]

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