Chirp The Ghost

It has been 0 days since I last said some shit. They/Him/Her/Whatever. Source of original shirposts.

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I'm gonna eat an entire bag of coffee beans and nobody can stop me

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Corn my WALLS

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I'm sorry for telling u all this, but if I walk into ur room, and I smell damp potato chips, I know u were fuckin like a few minutes ago

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𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘

𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘  ( 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝔼𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 )

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YES I wanna fuck Freddie Mercury, Sue me

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im at 44 crackers

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the only 2 animals allowed to be hunted for sport:

1: mosquitoes 2: capitalists

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Pascal is the worst coding script, don't @ me

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The day I stop hating the human spine is the day I give up on any and all structure

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If u have a spine, ur getting BLOCKED, DOXXED, and REPORTED

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Why worship God when you can worship ass and titties

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My cat enjoys showing me her ass, but I do not

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I do not want to be perceived by children

I am too much of a bad influence. I mean, i don’t even put the bread tie back on

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This is Gromit B a c k T o g e t h e r

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But can skillshare teach bears how to give proper head for once in their life

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My friend saw my emojis are not all one skin tone and now he won't talk 2 me

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If u have long hair, can u send me a video of urself skipping around while ur hair trails behind u because, well I think that'd look very neat