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Hello. 23 | small & salty

[chisakaii]

Meeting a celebrity

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that's not for you to autograph. That's the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[gothicprep]

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

[plumgall]

The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings

[mjalti]

me, drinking tea: pls leaf water….sage my body of the demons of my past…steam my colon…let me know peace

me, drinking coffee: I beg of u bean juice….cleanse me of the curse of sleep….make my heart beat like a tribal drum in ceremony….let me conquer this building

[opallbeifong]

How could I possibly choose

[uoa]

[redsatinsheets]

me in the mornings & me omw to work

[wingbeifong-deactivated20160204]

I hate this

[ondematin-deactivated20171019]

[owakita]

Shibuya Monring Crescent

Instragram

Shop Prints and More

[awai0-0]

🎠 Abandoned amusement park 🎠

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

*opens a bag of hot cheetos at a funeral*

[ribeli]

Everyone else: W… what’s that crinkling noise coming from inside the coffin

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[marcy-the-martian]

Me, about to become the new owner of the local Denny’s

[diabolism666-deactivated2022112]

- Kita’s feet is nothing there.

- What?

[krabby-kronicle]

[thebootydiaries]

you: fall out boy

me, an intellectual: descend quickly elsewhere juvenile male preadolescent