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From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 💜She/Her,31 Violence against the rich from the poor is not the same as violence against the poor from the rich. Eat the rich

[tgatbc]

[anna-scribbles]

i see y’all with your “steven goes to work at the mystery shack” headcanons and i’ve just gotta say… he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls

[thepringlesofblood]

the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is ‘what the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenager’ instead of ‘who is the author of the journals’ 

with such great hits as 

mabel (upon seeing steven’s gem): you’re PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????

dipper: ugh gideon’s the worst

steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and they’ll come around to you eventually

dipper: what. the fuck.

the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ‘np i’ll get it’ and walking straight off the edge of the roof 

mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th grade’s the worst

steven: haha yeah…grades…those exist… i definitely didn’t look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons

“our grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guy” “oh no way most of my family are war criminals”

steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together* 

dipper: *furiously taking notes*

theres no possible way that steven “haven’t you noticed I’m a star” universe doesn’t come over to mabel’s slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis

dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*

steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*

dipper: ??????thanks??

playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times

(at suzy’s diner) steven: don’t worry, i’ll get the bill 

various pines: thanks man

steven: it’s cool, my dad’s a millionaire

dipper:

[novantinuum]

it’s honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if it’s all some giant conspiracy he’s going to crack by the end of summer.

mabel: “dipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that he’s half gem on his mother’s side!”

dipper, chewing furiously on his pen: “yeah, but what does that MEAN???”

[silver-tongues-blog]

steven: Oh my mom used to be an alien overlord sent to earth to drain it of its resources. But she didnt want to so she lead a rebellion against my aunts and grandma which i had to finish a couple years Grunkle Ford: huh, so thats what happened to the gem authority

[smolltree]

The implication that Ford knows exactly what Steven is and just left Dipper to obsess over it anyway is gold

[dollytchotchke]

[thecryptkeeper]

[thingswithantlers]

By Edwin Carrs

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[odocoileus-cardinalis]

[humperxhumper]

[politijohn]

[coollasticdabetach]

I haven’t really seen anyone mention this on Tumblr but bro the whole thing with Cole ( colehairlesscat on TikTok/ a.k.a Nirami’s friend ) is something else

You got a Black man who says nigga once and all the white folks are like “😱😱😱😱 I thought you were wholesome!” but at the same time white folks love making jokes about saying n word and always try saying the n word, make it make sense

[coollasticdabetach]

I bet you this be the same people immediately forgiving white creators for being antiblack but then when Black people are just being themselves, all of a sudden it’s “😱😱😱😱😱😱 you can’t say that!” I’m not your fucking pet, don’t ever address me like that

[coollasticdabetach]

For more context on what happened, here’s his vid talking about it

[marcy-the-martian]

[meoweenk]

you enjoy closer because you think its a freaky song. i enjoy it because i recognize that it is about self destructiveness and using sex as a coping mechanism.

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[averyterrible]

one inch nails: i want to fuck you like .111111... of an animal

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

tumblr is great evidence of alive internet theory because takes this astonishingly stupid have to be hand crafted by a human being with enormous love and consideration and no brainpower at all

[tomb-mold]

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[rosewitchhh-deactivated20211123]

DISCUSS

[teratocrat]

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs