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@marcy-the-martian
sick and tired of seeing men with low effort, barely on theme outfits at goth nights. it's literally so easy to put in the bare minimum
get a black t-shirt. ideally not a nerdshirt, but band shirts can work
get a pair of black jeans (or shorts, if it's hot out)
paint your nails black
wow, that feels kinda nice actually
put on a little eyeliner
realize how empty you've felt your whole life
maybe try some black eyeshadow
think about using a new, more androgynous name, like Raven or Morgan
start estrogen
it's literally that simple guys, c'mon
Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk
Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk
Never understood the obsession with souls. Ya'll know they lose all value as soon as you take em off the lot, right?
catterpillar walk
just saw gayporn where the bald bottom had a toilet plunger stuck to the back of his head to imitate hair pulling. i feel like a peasant seeing a gun for the first time in the 1300s
i see yâall with your âsteven goes to work at the mystery shackâ headcanons and iâve just gotta say⊠he would absolutely be the sketchiest person in gravity falls
the 2nd gravity falls summer (bc you know there would be more than one) the mystery is âwhat the fuck is wrong with this traumatized pink teenagerâ instead of âwho is the author of the journalsâÂ
with such great hits asÂ
mabel (upon seeing stevenâs gem): youâre PERMANENTLY BEDAZZLED?????
dipper: ugh gideonâs the worst
steven: oh yeah I hate it when your friends try to kill you, but you just gotta wait it out and be patient with them and theyâll come around to you eventually
dipper: what. the fuck.
the kids repainting the sign when mabel drops her paintbrush to the ground by accident, cue steven being like ânp iâll get itâ and walking straight off the edge of the roofÂ
mabel: i hate that picture of me, 4th gradeâs the worst
steven: haha yeahâŠgradesâŠthose exist⊠i definitely didnât look exactly the same from ages 8 to 14 for complicated shapeshifting reasons
âour grunkle stan is kind of a sketchy guyâ âoh no way most of my family are war criminalsâ
steven: *breaks a cup* aw shit *licks it and it seals back together*Â
dipper: *furiously taking notes*
theres no possible way that steven âhavenât you noticed Iâm a starâ universe doesnât come over to mabelâs slumber parties w/ candy and grenda and casually mention his girlfriend who a. is literally a knight in shining armor, b. has taken down multiple genocidal dictators thousands of times her size, not to mention c. mastering the art of swordfighting when she was twelve and d. saving his life and the lives of all the beach city residents on a regular basis
dipper: *trying to reach something on a high shelf*
steven: oh here you go *shapeshifts his arm to grab it and bring it down*
dipper: ??????thanks??
playing w/ waddles and nonchalantly saying something about missing his own large, pink pet, a magical lion that can teleport and that he has ridden into battle multiple times
(at suzyâs diner) steven: donât worry, iâll get the billÂ
various pines: thanks man
steven: itâs cool, my dadâs a millionaire
dipper:
itâs honestly the funniest fucking thing to imagine steven outright not even PRETENDING to hide any of the unusual parts of himself, but dipper still acting as if itâs all some giant conspiracy heâs going to crack by the end of summer.
mabel:Â âdipper, stop being such a dummy-dumb, he literally TOLD us that heâs half gem on his motherâs side!â
dipper, chewing furiously on his pen:Â âyeah, but what does that MEAN???â
steven: Oh my mom used to be an alien overlord sent to earth to drain it of its resources. But she didnt want to so she lead a rebellion against my aunts and grandma which i had to finish a couple years Grunkle Ford: huh, so thats what happened to the gem authority
The implication that Ford knows exactly what Steven is and just left Dipper to obsess over it anyway is gold
By Edwin Carrs
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I havenât really seen anyone mention this on Tumblr but bro the whole thing with Cole ( colehairlesscat on TikTok/ a.k.a Niramiâs friend ) is something else
You got a Black man who says nigga once and all the white folks are like âđ±đ±đ±đ± I thought you were wholesome!â but at the same time white folks love making jokes about saying n word and always try saying the n word, make it make sense
I bet you this be the same people immediately forgiving white creators for being antiblack but then when Black people are just being themselves, all of a sudden itâs âđ±đ±đ±đ±đ±đ± you canât say that!â Iâm not your fucking pet, donât ever address me like that
For more context on what happened, hereâs his vid talking about it
you enjoy closer because you think its a freaky song. i enjoy it because i recognize that it is about self destructiveness and using sex as a coping mechanism.
im literally in tears what the fuck