[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[chiveflower]

One thing i never got about JK rowling is shes such a "feminist" but when she had the reputation to be published under her actual name and not a gender nuetral psuedomen she chose instead to publish as Robert Gilbraith

[chubsthebat]

Blood son

[swiapples]

clingy grace

[animentality]

[masao-micchi]

PLEASE MORE SWAP AU 🥺🥺🥺🥺

continuation to this HAHA

now with the eridians

that is most definitely grace lmao HAHA

my PHM art here

[helenmask]

[chiveflower]

My hypermobile ribs are so fucking deformed regular bras. Are there any that go down to the bottom of your ribs? Like almost like one of those shorter binders but with cups at the chest instead of more binding?

[chiveflower]

I am a simple people i see a fic that makes Damian apologise to Bruce and i block!

[chiveflower]

I am a simple people i see a fic that makes Damian apologise to Bruce and i block!

[suffering-and-misery]

Comparing Deathstroke, a grown ass man who chose to be an assassin, to Damian, a kid who was born and raised to be a killer, is insane 😭

[eatmoresoups]

Besides it being racist and shitty writing, I can’t take the “damian is evil/going to be the next big bad” era of comics seriously because this is genuinely what it felt like to me.

[fjordfolk]

i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found

a horse

[fjordfolk]

and not only was it a not-dead horse, they dug it up and it was

a lil muddy, mostly

[rabbithaver]

[kissed1996]

Found family loveless marriage . Found family child abuse

[jonkentism]

Batman!Dami and his coworker who keeps flirting with him while on duty (they’ve been married for 7+ years)

[bananonbinary]

“oh no we need to practice for our fake dating” is the funniest trope to me cause like. there are so many people who force themselves into a shitty relationship they hate just because of amatonormatiivity that it’s an ingrained part of popular culture to joke about hating your partner.

which is to say, oh my god you dont need to hold hands and go on fake dates, you don’t even need to agree on a single detail of your cover story beforehand. you can literally stand 6 feet apart at all times and look profoundly uncomfortable and all anyone will think is “yikes™. not my problem”

[bananonbinary]

actually people should address this in fanfic more because “i know we could half-ass it, but i would never fake mistreat my fake husband, how dare you” is absolutely delightful

[thekijs]

New trope: fake dating for spite.

“Look, my only goal here is for our pretend relationship to be demonstrably healthier than Aunt Rita and Uncle Carl’s fifteen year, three child marriage - which means the bar is so low we probably can’t fuck this up”

[aurorawest]

preserving @river-gale’s tags for posterity because yes. yes. this is it. you get it.

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #i think this is honestly the backbone of the appeal of the fake dating trope (i am a fake dating enjoyer) #the reason why the characters put so much unnecessary effort into the fake relationship tells you so much about them #does the idea of being someone who doesn’t really care about their lover disturb them? do they secretly care a a lot about their fake partner #are they a person who needs to do everything well and with care even when it’s stupid? do they just commit Really hard to the bit? etc etc #Additionally another main appeal of fake dating is the characters going ‘wow this is really easy and working really well for us’ #‘our fake relationship looks (and functionally is??) better than uncle carl’s 15yr marriage’ #‘which probably means nothing. i will not think about this in depth for at least another three chapters’ #you get it. you understand. i am sorry for this in-the-tags fake dating manifesto /End ID]

[chiveflower]

Realising ur premenstrual is really a gift actually like omg no its okay we're only losing our shit the normal amount actually wow thank fuck