what

creator of popular gaming franchise "mario"

[chloebun]

just ofund out the american dad isnt the president, what more falsities have i been led to believe

[chloebun]

everyone says michael lebron is the best basketball olayer but prime joe biden

[chloebun]

was just at the lying contest and everyone said they like you

[chloebun]

too much weed

[chloebun]

just found out thy eat parrots

ima need a minute, :-(

[chloebun]

k meant flamingos

[chloebun]

too much weed

[chloebun]

just found out thy eat parrots

ima need a minute, :-(

[chloebun]

too much weed

[town-painted-deactivated2026020]

i wish i was a little bit gayer i wish i was the mayor i wish i had a girl with a dick i would pay her

[chloebun]

michael jacksons worsr enemy, michael jacksoff

[chloebun]

who is bermuda triangle and what shape is he

[chloebun]

cubs fans: i love baseball!! you should watch baseball

me, trapped in a panopticon of my own creation: dang this panopticon of my own creation is no fun i shouldnt have trapped myself in here

[chloebun]

one (or more) of my seven chinese adopted children will finally create a vaccine for skurvy to avenge my death (inevitable)

[chloebun]

if you go your whole life without ket you should get some in heaven as a treat

[sugary-sheep]

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

[sugary-sheep]

well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!

[chloebun]

i cast cluster headache

[chloebun]

“oh yeah? and what are you gonna do about it?” i said with hubris to the backwards fingernail wizard

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[chloebun]

woe, woe is me! (oven too hot)