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im so good at sleeping i could do it with my eyes closed

just ofund out the american dad isnt the president, what more falsities have i been led to believe

everyone says michael lebron is the best basketball olayer but prime joe biden

was just at the lying contest and everyone said they like you

too much weed

just found out thy eat parrots

ima need a minute, :-(

k meant flamingos

too much weed

just found out thy eat parrots

ima need a minute, :-(

too much weed

i wish i was a little bit gayer i wish i was the mayor i wish i had a girl with a dick i would pay her

michael jacksons worsr enemy, michael jacksoff

who is bermuda triangle and what shape is he

cubs fans: i love baseball!! you should watch baseball

me, trapped in a panopticon of my own creation: dang this panopticon of my own creation is no fun i shouldnt have trapped myself in here

one (or more) of my seven chinese adopted children will finally create a vaccine for skurvy to avenge my death (inevitable)

if you go your whole life without ket you should get some in heaven as a treat

we need to put every animal in a big pot and boil them

well if tumblr user homophobia thinks I shouldn't do it!!

i cast cluster headache

“oh yeah? and what are you gonna do about it?” i said with hubris to the backwards fingernail wizard

Red Marge

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