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maisie - 31 - she/her - 🏳️‍🌈 - i reblog cute junk & funny junk & sometimes i post my singing!!

[vee-dmsr]

[callali1y]

no sex before you're tumblr mutuals #abstinence

[callali1y]

sex is between a tumblr mutual and another tumblr mutual. anything else is a SIN

[52stations]

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

[maliketh]

gets dragon insurance for my car in case a dragon fucks my car

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[sunshinerotting]

can i come over and be weirdly quiet and use your lap as a pillow and never leave

[sunshinerotting]

can other people stop being loved on this post this is about me

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[andpierres]

you should have seen me a couple of years ago!

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i hate saying “i love video games” because imagine a world where you say “i love cinema” and everyone automatically assumes you only mean marvel movies. like, not even in a bad way, but they don’t think it could mean anything else

and that’s what it feels like to say you love video games

[afloweroutofstone]

[i-am-a-fish]

brains are kinda awesome

[i-am-a-fish]

slaps roof of head this baby can do anything

[distractionsfromthefood]

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[hbmmaster]

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

[hbmmaster]

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.