Chloeyoeyoey

19 Bisexual/woman leaning 🏳️‍🌈 She/Her/Hers

[eternalgirlscout]

miss piggy puts up with so much as a woman in show business and her response to misogyny is never to turn the other cheek or take the high road. it's to physically attack people. and she's right.

[engulfes]

unironically want one of these

[shitpostinguniverse]

[babyanimalgifs]

One dog has ear medicine she needs and the other one also thinks he needs it too 

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[bundibird]

Oh my gosh, mine does this EXACT SAME THING.

The cocker spaniel is prone to ear infections, so she needs a solution squirted down her ear canal and massaged in on a regular basis. She absolutely HATES it, but she endures it because she’s a good girl and she knows she gets treats after.

The border collie does NOT have ear issues, and doesn’t need the solution, but every time I’ve finished doing the cocker spaniel’s ears, he comes slinking up to me with his tail between his legs and an expression like “It is my turn for the ear torture. 😔😔 do your worst. 😔😔😔” and he will KEEP ACTING LIKE THAT until I put the closed nozzle of the ear solution into his ear and tip it upside down and massage his ear for a bit. Then I tell him he’s done and he immediately turns delighted, because “oh, wow, I survived the ear torture, and now I’m just vibrating with delight at my survival, wow, that was rough, but I made it through”

At literally no stage did we ever tell him he needed his ears done. He just saw the cocker spaniel getting it done, and was like, “oh. 😔 ear medicine for all of us 😔”

[jacobtheloofah]

i’m turning this into a url tag game here we go

do yours here

tagging: @sharkologydesign @heartseeker @gayrhya @gayvangeance @mereoleonas @vanjansus @inarazki and anyone else who wants to do it

[lovee-infected]

Lmao thanks for the tag fam♥️🤣 @yandere-of-your-dreams

Feral and h*rny I see XD Accurate.

Tagging: @minteasketches @trashy-mctrash @married-to-google-translater and anyone who likes to try.

[minteasketches-deactivated20251]

Thank you @lovee-infected and @yandere-wishes for the tag!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I expected baby to be high

Tagging @capri-ramblings @dreamii-yume @twstpasta @anyone who wants to do this

[dreamii-yume]

Yume’s been tagged! @minteasketches where do u find these lol This looks fun!

!?…??!? Hm…!? (´⊙ω⊙`)

lol i expected hornii to be higher tbh

Okay…I’m a bit weak with tagging so um… @twistedanesan Please take over! _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): or any Darlings who want to~ ♥︎

[sheeptowns]

Aw thank you @dreamii-yume​!

which of the boys filled this in for me www

I taaaaaag~ @twstedworks​ @meltyans​ @sleepiebeauties​  (˘∀˘)/(μ‿μ) ❤

[hubbaandthebubba]

I mean- it’s not wrong

Tagging: @willow404 and anyone else who wants to join in~

[willow404]

i- this is downright the most accurate thing i have seen???

tagging: @crystalshard122​ @hybrid-sel6​ @lovincandy​ @rayzasharp​

[garbagefrire]

I tag @itsanikk and @through-thick-and-quinn cuz I wanna seen their results

[itsanikk]

Accurate. Love how there’s no horny bc im ace. You don’t have to but thought you might have fun @strange-occurrences-library @linkifhewasacoward

[strange-occurrences-library]

Wait why is this so accurate???

@comfy-mlms @chloeyoeyoey @floraternum (You obviously don’t have to but if you feel like it is fun :D )

[chloeyoeyoey]

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[pizzaotter]

Remember when someone said this dude makes real twilight zone shit they were not fucking around

[yencid]

[darckcarnival]

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

[toyosatomimi-deactivated2012111]

you know, just your regular work week.

[spookihope]

i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[acewatney]

“Since the Disney version of this embroidery machine was on sale and therefore cheeper, uh, it came with a Lightning McQueen pattern. And here I have rainbow thread. I would like to make a homosexual Lightning McQueen, please.

Oh..my goodness! Technology is absolutely incredible. Here’s where it might get lost because this is supposed to be a shading layer but I’m just gonna do more rainbow.

The eyes have been embroidered and, unfortunately, he is now recognizable.

(holding back laughter) I didn’t notice this little squiggle. It embroidered the Disney Pixar trademark!

I never knew I had it in me... to shitpost...with my embroidery machine...until now. Cachow homophobes. This is trademarked. It’s canon now.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[valtsv]

i'm dumb i'm gay and i'm full of love i'm literally the whole package

[valtsv]

[hauntbaby]

Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh. 

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

"ooh shiny"/ "squirrel" jokes about adhd are only funny when people with adhd make them

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

“sorry, saw something shiny, what were you saying?”: noble, relatable, i would die for you and will repeat myself if i happen to remember what i was saying

“haha did you see a squirrel?”: My Hands Have The Capacity To Know Violence, Do You Want To See How Much?

[catchymemes]

IG: Soosh

[brucebocchi]

[dilfhershellayton]

so you might say

[dilfhershellayton]

like

[dilfhershellayton]

you might say i could go h

[strawberrygardenkisses]

🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓

May your August be filled with love and growth.

🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓

[zibaldoni-elzapoppin]

THE PLANTYFLUTESIZER

[greenfishnets]

why did this make me cry

[myothertardisisonthemun]

The curves, the orbs, the way things move… this is the aesthetic we should chose to rebuild as after the coming end of civilisation