[dilfhershellayton]

to all reaching out for donations:

i only want you to know i have a stress sickness, and if it seems I'm ignoring you, it's only because my heart is breaking for you so much that my brain cannot handle it in that moment. i will share posts on a schedule for more reach and donate what i can when i can, but it is not much. my partner and i work hard to just survive, and we go without needs met most of the time. but i will still help when i can because of course your situation is so severe.

every day i wish i could do more. as an american i am disgusted by my country every day. it really breaks my heart to go on surviving while your world is shattered. i am a small, limited person, and i will continue to help in the ways that i can. i only want you to know my limitations so you don't believe I don't see you. may this nightmare end swiftly

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

[covid-safer-hotties]

Ignoring ongoing covid paved the way for this change and put millions more in worse danger because of it. Mask up. Keep people developing debilitating long-term illness the government wants you to die from.

[starbuck]

me analyzing my favorite characters:

[mi-ciudad]

i wanna get you so hard that you’ll need to piss but you can’t bc you’re so hard

[vorpal-bry]

..it’s time to step away from the computer, sir

[mi-ciudad]

hes only saying that bc i got him so hard that he needs to piss but he can't because he's so hard

[dorothylarouge]

[funfey]

You are not staying in the tags

[ask-cloverfield]

[auxphono]

Needed a clean graphic for a project, and figured while I was vectoring I would put sex and magic back in.

Happy Pride Month

[auxphono]

Reblogging this yearly for anyone who needs a very clean version <3 Happy Pride.

[drosophilamania]

Reblog to put the sex and magic back into pride

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[jan-liliten]

‎

ball 1

penis

ball 2

Voting ended onMar 10

[beyond-a-name]

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Some myths I'll always remember:

* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)

* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?

* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?

I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they "failed." Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn't matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON'T CHASE YOU.

And each time, they reacted with just... pure glee. "Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!"

And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it's information.

[billymayslesbian]

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

[torchichate]

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

[russiansandgod]

[victusinveritas]

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[marlynnofmany]

*quietly makes a note on the list of potential spaceship names*

[iosonomer-blog]

[duckdotcom]

[lucydacusgirl]

And like I genuinely am loath to negatively discuss women’s bodies online and I think the way that famous women’s bodies are up for discussion online and in the press is upsetting and dehumanising and I feel a lot of compassion for women who are struggling with eating disorders and body image issues in the public eye however the fucking mass weight loss happening to all famous women either through eating disorders or weight loss medication cannot just go uncommented on. Nearly every single famous woman got skeletal overnight and it is so incredibly worrying both for them and for what it signals to other women and girls about how they should look.

[only-cat-memes]