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Behind Every Great Fortune, There is a Crime!!!

[chocolatefanpenguin]

me: *thinks of a witty comment for a post*

me: *someone would've said that*

me: *sCrOll*

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also me: *while making this post debating same funking shit*

[chocolatefanpenguin]

If you think that I'm gonna throw away my whole life just because I'm depressed...

Then you can bet your sweet ass that I'm gonna

[chocolatefanpenguin]

Thinking about why its called Flyover for me its more like a Crawlover

[chocolatefanpenguin]

I may feel unattractive but every once in a while a bitch ass mirror comes accross to prove me right

Me

[chocolatefanpenguin]

"Linda"

Don't know who this Linda gal is but she sure need to get her shit straight 🙅

[chocolatefanpenguin]

You ever meet someone by another person's reference and they keep referring to you by the name of the referee and despite all your attempts of correcting them they keep calling you by another person's name and you lowkey accepting the fact that you have been assigned a new identity and you start to get used to it

Because Same!

[melonmemes]

At leaat he didn’t give him the bird