[pizzaback]

bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see

[succulentbud]

no I’m not flirting I was only bothering my gay friends in a homoerotic way

[chocolatekarp]

Just took the potatoes out of the bubble bath!

[chocolatekarp]

What? Im not going to shake your hand. You've been at the petting zoo all day.

[weirdness-is-good]

[weirdness-is-good]

[cunked]

[cunked]

[cunked]

[yecalacey-deactivated20151104]

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

[unkemptmind-deactivated20160618]

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

[yecalacey-deactivated20151104]

What

[unkemptmind-deactivated20160618]

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

no one survived this

[lmaonade]

awake i’m awake. i’m god damn awake i’m Up. i’m not asleep i’m awake and here or whatever you call it. i’m here. fuck

[fishingboatproceeds]

I love it when you call me big chungo.

[railroadsoftware]

why’s he say stuff like this

[deadendland-deactivated20201222]

I've been thinking about this for weeks

[eggchef]

Conspiracy theory that teddie is pharos: shadow, small boy, can’t stop breaking into houses

[alejandr-oh]

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

anti pre marital sex yoda

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

“a jedi draws his strength from the force, not from pre marital sex, young skywalker”

“no it´s definetively from pre marital sex”

“go to hell you will”

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[hotvampireadjacent]

that child is now dead

[peachy-saffic]

uhh literally that’s not true.  according to the update this child is on the autism spectrum, and he was given the opportunity to meet the artistic director.  don’t spread misinformation.  many orchestras are becoming more inclusive and less snobby.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

thanks i was worried the orchestra killed the child

[textsfromfodlan]

Lorenz: Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn’t that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.

submitted by @laurentthings

[your-fave-drinks-glue]

Yosuke Hanamura from Persona 4 drinks glue