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this is gospel to me
reblog to thank ur mutuals for providing enrichment to ur enclosure
dude how the fuck is it august already the passage of time needs to stop
It's a d
it's a dus
It's a dust bu
this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years
Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.
“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do
Make her shorter if you must
Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward
Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.
Boom.
Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this
Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors
Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is
Surprise mPreganté
Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)
Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it
Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs
Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters
For the Bella Swan girls
this email could've been a 4 hour makeout sesh with whimpering and groping and grinding
My latest New Scientist cartoon
JURASSIC PARK 1993, dir. Steven Spielberg
Sometimes you mock people because you're the same but hidden