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@chocolatethunder007
βYou think attention is love, and thatβs why you suffer so deeply.β
β Unknown
75 NSFW Asks
75 NSFW Asks. Obliterate me. Please ask me as many as you want
What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
Do you like having your balls touched?
Do you like having your nipples touched?
Do you like having your anus touched?
Have you ever been fisted?
Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
Do you have any kinks?
Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
Do you pee in the shower?
Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
Have you had sex in the shower?
Do you like being naked?
Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
How many sexual partners have you had?
How often do you masturbate?
What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
Do you ever go commando?
Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
How big is your penis?
Does your penis curve at all?
Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or donβt care?
Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
Do you like the way your genitals look?
Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
Do you like your butt?
What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
What is the quickest youβve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
Do you ever βedgeβ (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
Whatβs the longest masturbation session youβve had? Longest sex session?
Whatβs the most orgasms youβve had in one session (of anything)?
Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
Spit or swallow?
When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
Have you ever had sex in a public place?
Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
Strangest/most unique place youβve had sex? How about masturbated?
Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
Are you particularly βvocalβ when masturbating/having sex?
Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?
What are your favorite positions?
Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Have you ever had any genital injuries?
Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
Do you think youβre βgoodβ at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
Whatβs something you like about your body?
Whatβs something you dislike about your body?
What body parts do you find the sexiest?
What was your most recent sexual thought?
Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?
When was the last time you touched your genitals?
Do you often imagine people naked?
pleaseeeee send me these in my asks!!!!
I am a completely different woman than I was this time last year. And Iβll be a completely new woman by this time next year. I canβt wait to learn who Iβll be. I canβt wait to see who I am tomorrow.
Amen. π
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Get Dicked Down Again.
β’ An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
β’ A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
β’ A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
β’ An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
β’ Two quotation marks walk into a βbar.β
β’ A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
β’ Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
β’ A question mark walks into a bar?
β’ A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
β’ Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
β’ A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
β’ A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
β’ Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
β’ A synonym strolls into a tavern.
β’ At the end of the day, a clichΓ© walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
β’ A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
β’ Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
β’ A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
β’ An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
β’ The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
β’ A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
β’ The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
β’ A dyslexic walks into a bra.
β’ A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
β’ A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
β’ A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
β’ A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
- Jill Thomas Doyle