[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 44

Elias Bouchard (The Magnus Archives)

Jesus of Nazareth (the bible)

Voting ended onJun 8

Elias art by @herodzn

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

[mistgardens]

Kiss

Closeups :)

[curoopeez]

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

have I mentioned on here before that as a child I thought that "dyke" meant "badass" because I was trying to use context clues based on who I heard my parents friends call dykes

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

the way I learned that it was actually a word people use for lesbians, and many people find it offensive, was when my teacher was wearing a leather jacket that I thought looked really cool, and you'll never guess what I said.

[aggiepython]

within the past week, this man has fallen down a mineshaft, down 2 separate staircases, and off a 2-story house. and also been shot.

[aggiepython]

break my fingers, shoot out my black eyes what does it matter if everyone dies

[aggiepython]

i had a dream that one of those very obvious sugar mommy scams messaged me but the photo of her looked like this

[aggiepython]

i won't let you drown.

[lockaccle]

Phantom of the goddamn

Oh no he’s not the phantom

(Day 3 of Kayne Fashion Week)

[lockaccle]

A collection of Malevolent Finale drawings, no.4

No more whimsy

[lockaccle]

A collection of Malevolent Finale drawings, no.1

Limited expressionism

[kildepaike]

I made this after S2 and not much has changed in my perception since then

[lockaccle]

Dance

[vanlikespaintingclouds]

First time trying to make an animatic! It's very simple but I had a lot of fun doing it :]

[lockaccle]

cameras are fun

(Random Nyarls, no Kaynes)

[lockaccle]

Take Me to Your World (Kayne ver.)

[mxw-04]

Another Cup Kayne WIP, I’m new to animation so it’s pretty rough but I thought I’d share anyway

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