ChocoPoodle🚢

Basically me shipping Hyeongjun with others

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Minhee: When you brush your teeth, you brush your skeleton

Hyeongjun: Minhee?

Minhee: Yes?

Hyeongjun: Go to sleep

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Minhee: There’s something stupid going on inside my head

Hyeongjun: It’s called a thought

[dongpyogf]

minhee: i have the sharpest memory! name one time i forgot something

hyeongjun: you left me in an ikea parking lot like. 2 days ago

minhee: i did that on purpose, try again

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Junho: So I said, “KNIFE to meet you!” and it was a great little pun

Hyeongjun: You STABBED Minhee!!

Minhee: Don’t worry, I’m still in STABle condition!

Minhee and Junho: *High five*

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Hyeongjun: If chickens were big enough to eat us, do you think they would?

Eunsang: Without question

Junho: Without remorse

Dongpyo: Without hesitation

Minhee: Without a napkin

Dohyon: Without dipping us in sauce

Yohan, on the phone to Seungwoo: Yeah, the kids are being weird again, can someone come relieve me of babysitting duty?

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Hyeongjun: I have a problem

Minhee: Kill it

Hyeongjun: Can you chill for, like, one second?

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Dongpyo: HOW COULD YOU?!

Dongpyo: YOU ARE A COLD-HEARTED MONSTER

Dongpyo: I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN, YOU MURDERER!

Hyeongjun: What’s going on here?

Dongpyo: MINHEE ATE MY MARSHMELLOW SNOWMAN. THE ONE WITH THE SPARKLY HAT AND A FAMILY THAT CARED ABOUT HIM

Hyeongjun, turning to Minhee: You didn’t

Minhee, chewing: What?

Hyeongjun: HOW COULD YOU

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Minhee: Maybe dogs lick us because they know there’s bones beneath our skin

Hyeongjun: That is the worst take you’ve come up with by far, thanks

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Hyeongjun: It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Minhee: I got our room friendship bracelets!

Junho: Nice!

Hyeongjun: Put it on me!

Minhee: *Handcuffs Junho to Hyeongjun* Learn to get along please

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Minhee: *Highlights and entire page of notes*

Hyeongjun: Bro, you know you’re only supposed to highlight the important parts

Minhee: *Makes a highlighter mark on Hyeongjun’s arm*

Hyeongjun: Why’d you do that, bro?

Minhee: Because you’re important to me, bro

Hyeongjun: B R O

[incorrect-k-idols]

Yohan,running into the room: HEY HYUNG!

Seungwoo,whispering: Shhh. Hyeongjun is asleep.

Yohan,also whispering: Oh sorry.

Seungwoo,still whispering: What's the matter?

Yohan,whispering: There's a fire.

[chocopoopleshipps]

Shh our baby is sleeping 🐶

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Hyeongjun: Minhee is in the pool, and I don’t think he’s waterproof!

Seungwoo: What?

Dongpyo: I think he’s trying to say that Minhee is drowning

Seungwoo: Oh, okay

Seungwoo: WAIT WHAT

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

*At 3am*

Hyeongjun: Why are any of us here, really?

Zoo security guard: I’m asking about you, specifically

[lightyoubrighter]

shy babie hyeongjun (≧∀≦)

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Junho: You Aren’t Boring, I Just Suck At Conversations, a novel by me

Hyeongjun: I’m Not Ignoring You, I Just Don’t Know What To Say, and sequel by me

Minhee: I Wish You Two Would Learn To Communicate Like Normal Fucking Roommates, a crudely drawn pamphlet by me

[chocopoopleshipps]

My life story, too accurate 😂

[moreincorrectx1-andfriends]

Junho: Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?

Hyeongjun: I do bite my thumb, sir

Junho: Do you bite your thumb at ME, sir?

Hyeongjun: No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir; but I bite my thumb, sir

Junho: Do you quarrel, sir?

Hyeongjun: Quarrel, sir? No, sir. If you do, sir, I am for you: I serve as good a man as you

Junho: No better!

Hyeongjun: Well, sir

Junho: DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?

Hyeonjun: DOST THOU THINK THOU CAN FUCKING TAKE ME, BRO?

Junho: DOS THOUS EVEN HOIST? OUT TO THE COURTYARD, WITH HASTE

Wooseok: What the fuck is happening

Seungyoun: Shakespeare unit at Hanlim