i say daddy ironically

jolie

[ibaaad-deactivated20150507]

[towfriendscaps]

[pnwcrow]

[teenagedream]

[fairycosmos]

the way bo burnham presents his literal suicidal thoughts and self hating ideology through thinly veiled comedy that COULD be construed as a cry for help is honestly??? genuinely?? iconic

[biteythevillain]

*finishes suckin a dick **crushes it against my forehead like a beer can

[womprat-deactivated20170904]

[babyanimalgifs]

[colette2018-deactivated20180214]

you: braid my hair and call me pretty 

me:

[yourcalicrush]

A relationship with a good flirt to roast ratio>>>

[teddyvuitton]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dynastylnoire]

Us

[pimby]

you've been hit by, you've been struck by

the fear that you’re unloveable and you’ll die alone

[evigevak]

Radio P3morgen song interview with Tarjei Sandvik Moe (x)

[pluralizingapocalypse]

yousef: just tell her you like her bro, plain and simple

yousef to yousef: STEAL HER BALL

[chokemenasa]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

i never realised that The Babadook was accidentally put in the LGBT+ movies section of Netflix i thought we all just collectively decided the babadook was gay for no reason at all

[imgayjokes]

[caffedinotte-deactivated2018020]

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

sagittarius season