One Chomky Boi

[RP Blog for a very chubby Blam. ONAF AU. Uncanon and FULL of headcanons.] [Note: Not f#tish materal...or is it. Either way if you don't like this, please just leave. No need to harass me over this.]

[chomky-blam]

can i

can i pat you

"..Yeah."

[juloxia-reblogs]

[Blam is being bullied by someone, and he whimpers a bit, trying to crawl away to no avail. Poor boy seems to be in discomfort...] (chomky-blam) (someone get the egg)

There’s a black blur and said person is tackled

[chomky-blam]

[He gives a startled squeak, barely scooting a inch away.] [The person tries to squirm away, but Blam is giving a expression that says ‘Let me eat your face’ and they quickly stop.]

[juloxia-reblogs]

HOW THE FUCK DID A CAT PIN YOU?!

[chomky-blam]

“..What the fuck.” [Blam’s laughing, smiling wide at this.] “You got pinned by a kitty!” “Oh fuck off with your innocence act, Blam.” [Well that’s a pissed off Grunkfuss right there.]

[juloxia-reblogs]

[Blam is being bullied by someone, and he whimpers a bit, trying to crawl away to no avail. Poor boy seems to be in discomfort...] (chomky-blam) (someone get the egg)

There’s a black blur and said person is tackled

[chomky-blam]

[He gives a startled squeak, barely scooting a inch away.] [The person tries to squirm away, but Blam is giving a expression that says ‘Let me eat your face’ and they quickly stop.]

[juloxia-reblogs]

[Oh hey, is that Blam?] (chomky-blam)

“… Blam?”

[chomky-blam]

“Yeah?” [He sorta shifts to look at you, smiling and showing his sharp teeth.]

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Ah geeze, I almost didn’t recognize you there”

[chomky-blam]

[..He frowns a little.] “..You almost didn’t recognize me? How?”

[juloxia-reblogs]

“Well, you’ve certainly changed a bit, and it’s been quite a while” Juloxia explains

[chomky-blam]

“…I..fair…” [He slightly looks away, seeming slightly nervous.]

[juloxia-reblogs]

She notices instantly. “What’s wrong?”

[chomky-blam]

“..Well, um...” “...I’m..not very comfortable being like this...” [He seems even more nervous, almost..anxious in a way...]

[chomky-blam]

“..God my stomach hurts so much...”

[chomky-blam]

[Blam seems to hiccup, seems he’s both full and having a stomach ache at the same time...] [..I think the poor thing needs a hug since he seems to be in a bit of pain due to his stomach ache.]

[chomky-blam]

[His stomach suddenly makes a noise, and he hisses a bit in pain.] “..Okay, maybe eating a entire pizza and then half a box of cupcakes wasn’t a very good idea...” [He whines a little..]

[chomky-blam]

helo. *gives him a box of cupcakes* go feral

“Oh! Thank you!” [He smiles wide, showing his sharp teeth. He then proceeds to consume half the box of cupcakes before gently putting it down.] “..Okay i think that’s enough food. My stomach sort of hurts...” [He’s still smiling a bit, although nervously.]

[chomky-blam]

[Blam sits there, unable to really get up unless Flumpty helps him...] [..He seems content with just laying there though, probably due to the pizza he ate earlier.]

[chomky-blam]

I dont have a question really but..i have pizza..? 🍕

“PIZZA!”

*And there he goes, trying to swallow the entire pizza in under a minute* *Somehow he does actually consume it entirely in under a minute??*

[chomky-blam]

[Note!]

[This isn’t supposed to be offensive at all, thank you for reading this!]

[chomky-blam]

[Notes about the AU]

[-Blam’s so chonky that he can’t even get up most of the time, leaving him sort of vulnerable... -Blam’s not afraid to make terrifying expressions like usual when faced with a camera, hell he’ll GLADLY make all sorts of terrifying expressions just for a slice of pizza usually..or just to scare people. -Blam’s not very comfortable about the fact he’s chonk, and would rather it not be brought up... -Blam sometimes seems innocent and child-like, but don’t be fooled - it’s just a facade he does to scare people. -Some people like to make fun of Blam’s weight, and he doesn’t like it, either getting flustered or trying to scratch them to no avail(his limbs are tinier now..) -Flumpty WILL defend Blam most of the time, mostly because Blam’s one of the only genuine “friends” he has.]