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gregory peck lookalike contest in my bedroom

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HELP my first thought seeing your username was how's that bolognese coming along?

13 year old me choosing this username wouldn't even know what bolognese is 😭

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for context, I'm running on three hours of sleep

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my name is in fact not robert paulson, they were wrong

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CASABLANCA (1942) dir. Michael Curtiz

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"distant relative?" you mean my grandfather?

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have an interview tomorrow, should I just kms before that?

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Navalny for the memoriam

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Across the Spider Verse: too cool for the Academy

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honestly so well deserved

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Oscars night.... oh I mean morning because I live on the side where the grass is not green

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my professor is a video game addict.. I thought he was 45

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Went to the theatre alone to watch The Holdovers.. best decision yet

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stop talking please

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turn the lights off. I wanna sleep.

-me, 9:17pm

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blueberry muffin.. I mean

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focaccia bread for dinner.. feeling bourgeoisie