Chopper

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies

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You’re so stupid.

I'm stupid? Says the one who requires supervision twenty four hours a day.

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Ladies, Ladies, Ladies

That’s cute..

I'm a hot commodity now that Hopp's off and married. Birds will be fighting over who gets to attend the ball on my arm.

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies

calm yourselves down. There's plenty of Chopper to go around.

You know who has a better bum than Aurora? You. -T

Well I didn't miss this place at all

*Beams* You know Landon, I don’t know too many married couples who still refer to each other by their surnames.

#chark #goryll #dhfutureweek2

Are we like any other married couple, Landon? Do you really want me to refer to you by your first name? I think the last time I did was when we said our vows.

Well I didn't miss this place at all

*Grins* I bet you 5 galleons you have more fun this week with the kids than I do.

#that made him really happy to say that #dhfutureweek2 #chark #goryll

Five galleons? Oh someone's a big better these days. -grins- You're on, Gor-Landon.

Well I didn't miss this place at all

And how exactly will I be able to make this up to you?

#that totally could be an auror child #just look at it #dhfutureweek2 #goryll #chark

Oh you know how. I'd go into detail but there are little ears around.

Well I didn't miss this place at all

You’re not really that disappointed that we actually showed up, are you? *Pouts a bit* We haven’t seen anyone’s children in so long.

We can play with them and be amazing Uncle Charlie and Aunt Terk, and then when we’re bored or annoyed we can go back to our room. *Smirks* And of course we can return to Kilimanjaro at the end of the week. That’s my favorite place.

#chark #goryll #dhfutureweek2

That's exactly what I'm afraid of. Playing Uncle Charlie and Aunt Terk. Seven kids, Terk. Seven kids. That's going to make me want to kill someone by the end of this week. You're so making this up to me later.

Well I didn't miss this place at all

Oh, I could think of more than one.

What we did the Room of Requirements, what we did in the Quidditch changing rooms, what we did in my dorm, what we did in your dorm… need I continue?

#chark #landon #dhfutureweek2

And what's all that got in common? Me and the fact we could be reliving those memories but in somewhere exciting like on top of Mount Kilimanjaro.

Well I didn't miss this place at all

Well that makes one of us.

#chark #landon #dhfutureweek2

You're such a nostalgic sap. We all know you only miss these halls for one reason.

Well I didn't miss this place at all

#dhfutureweek2

Three day recovery

Oh no, the exact opposite needs to happen. I need to… increase my dosage, or something.

I’ll have to go through withdrawals eventually. I mean, after May at least.

We can work on increased dosages however I'm afraid that'll just get you more addicted.

Three day recovery

I’m lucky you’re such an enabler.

Well if I made you quit cold turkey you'd have withdrawals, can't have that happening. And besides who said I minded the inappropriate thoughts?

Three day recovery

Oh yes, I have nothing but inappropriate thoughts when you’re concerned. *Rolls eyes*

It's okay, sweet cheeks, I was already aware that you wanted me for my body all the time. The first step is to just admit, the second is accept. You're doing good.

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Three day recovery

*Leans back and giggles* Oh, well if you think it’s written all over myself, then let me be the first to tell you it’s ten times worse in my head. And yes, I used the word worse, because that is the appropriate description for this situation.

And by worse I know you mean more inappropriate.

Three day recovery

And how on earth would you know that if I didn’t tell you?

Because it's clearly written all over your face.