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@chopperqueen
adelaide drubman pegs for sport
horny people have no rights. horny people are NOT protected under the constitution. if you are horny i WILL find you and then you will be sorry buster. unfollow me right fucking now if you are horny, have ever been horny, or ever will be horny. this is not a joke. please leave.
look me in the eye and tell me you think anything on this green goddamn earth could stop me from being horny, nicholas. do it. you can’t.
every day is international women's day when you peg your twink boyfriend from california after he makes you a smoothie and a mixtape god bless
hurk drubman sr. 🤝 adelaide drubman
calling everyone they don’t like socialists
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I wanna stress that (at least right now) I do Not plan to make adelaide anything more than a satire blog because I think writing her seriously would send me directly into cardiac arrest
❛ that’s something you can’t unsee. ❜
“ aw, father, ” the woman cooed into the receiver, stirring a pot of tomato sauce on the burner. “ you didn’t like the pictures I sent? I can take more if you like, just tell me one thing- cheetah print or pink lace? ”
@prophesyr
adelaide and all of her twink sugar babies from california
“ staci, right? a certain deputy told me you’d be checkin’ up on me this week. not like I need the help, but.. ” she tossed him a grin. “ I sure wouldn’t mind. ”
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feel free to change pronouns / titles as needed !
❛ you must listen as closely as you can. ❜
❛ if you hear something in the woods, you tell me. ❜
❛ we should go feel sorry for ourselves with lunch and a bottle of wine. ❜
❛ i know it’s hard to fall in love with someone you haven’t met yet. ❜
❛ people have to stop being so stupid. ❜
❛ maybe we can see better than we thought. ❜
❛ i think it’s a huge mistake. ❜
❛ you think everything is a huge mistake. ❜
❛ we’re never getting out of here. no one’s coming for us. ❜
❛ that’s something you can’t unsee. ❜
❛ i’ve seen one. i’ve seen the truth. ❜
❛ it shall cleanse the world! everyone must look. ❜
❛ fuck! we’re not gonna make it. ❜
❛ fuck that. where’s the booze? ❜
❛ this is truly the happiest place on earth. ❜
❛ you’re only saying that ‘cause we’re all gonna die. ❜
❛ how did you guys get so lucky? ❜
❛ i have a big, big, big, big, big announcement to make. ❜
❛ here’s an argument: we’re not assholes. ❜
❛ in the end, there are only two types of people. the assholes and the dead. ❜
❛ i see one difference between us. i’m never wrong. ❜
❛ here’s to hoping there is more. ❜
❛ you do exactly what i say or you die, do you understand me? ❜
❛ the end of the world makes us do things. ❜
❛ it’s not the end of the world. ❜
❛ you had a great visit. we really loved meeting you. now fuck off. ❜
❛ every contact we had with the outside has brought us death. ❜
❛ please don’t. please don’t hurt us. please stay away from us. ❜
❛ what is this for if they don’t have anything to believe in? ❜
❛ surviving is not living. ❜
❛ they deserve dreams. they deserve love. they deserve hope. ❜
❛ call out to me, please. where are you? ❜
❛ i have so much i want you to see. ❜
❛ listen for the birds. ❜
How easy was it to convince Xander to get a tattoo with your name on it?
“ you think I told him to put that monstrosity there? ” adelaide laughed, tightening her bandana and putting the last touch of mascara in place. “ no, no. he did that himself. came back to show me real proud like. ” she chuckled again, capping her lipstick. “ he’s sweeter to me than any other man I’ve met. suppose its damn well time I found someone who loves me like that. ”