Jeg hader brød

Might've missed a memo i am g i.r l

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i’m bored and stuck in a car so i doodled on a donut box

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i would die for her

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dirt should be maroon

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consider this

snow but black

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dad, looking sad making sad noises to get sons attention:

son, trying to ignore the dad on his phone:

dad, more sad noises

son: .... what.

dad, tears in his eyes: son am i adopted?

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you will not escape me

Perhaps I may not, but what will happen when you find me? What will your fate be? Will you live, or will you die? The options are endless.

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what will happen when i find you?? oh ho boy. well, i'm gonna steal your grape shirt son

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

Impossible and immoral. You can easily buy it for a low, low price of $21 on teepublic.com

Or was it teespring.com? Can’t remember

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....a fine addition to this article. I surely will not be looking for this later today

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

It is called “Sacred Grapeometry”.

Just saying this for no reason at all.

I’m not making it easier for anyone to find it. Not at all.

[chopsticksrightupmyass]

good info. i shall hunt

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

Good luck on your journey. I supply you with 3 tiny bottles filled with apple juice, and two string cheeses

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thank you kind wanderer, this is the utmost nutritional source for my quest.

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

you will not escape me

Perhaps I may not, but what will happen when you find me? What will your fate be? Will you live, or will you die? The options are endless.

[chopsticksrightupmyass]

what will happen when i find you?? oh ho boy. well, i'm gonna steal your grape shirt son

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

Impossible and immoral. You can easily buy it for a low, low price of $21 on teepublic.com

Or was it teespring.com? Can’t remember

[chopsticksrightupmyass]

....a fine addition to this article. I surely will not be looking for this later today

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

It is called “Sacred Grapeometry”.

Just saying this for no reason at all.

I’m not making it easier for anyone to find it. Not at all.

[chopsticksrightupmyass]

good info. i shall hunt

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

you will not escape me

Perhaps I may not, but what will happen when you find me? What will your fate be? Will you live, or will you die? The options are endless.

[chopsticksrightupmyass]

what will happen when i find you?? oh ho boy. well, i'm gonna steal your grape shirt son

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

Impossible and immoral. You can easily buy it for a low, low price of $21 on teepublic.com

Or was it teespring.com? Can’t remember

[chopsticksrightupmyass]

....a fine addition to this article. I surely will not be looking for this later today

[nolongerin-use-deactivated20200]

you will not escape me

Perhaps I may not, but what will happen when you find me? What will your fate be? Will you live, or will you die? The options are endless.

[chopsticksrightupmyass]

what will happen when i find you?? oh ho boy. well, i'm gonna steal your grape shirt son

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a peanut shell pinched my younger

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tongue

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they put me on mess for anxiety but it gave me more anxiety

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An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"

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apparently my calcium is so high i'm at risk for osteoporosis but i say that i just have infinite bones.

you: 206 bones

me: 308 bones

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a killed a man and put him under my floor boards but he's dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks are alerting the authorities

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texting a is the fancy a and not the normal written a. why?

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every time i remove bling bling boy from my subconscious he always comes back

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no wait come back!!

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Thank

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lmao guys my skin died