null moon

I'm alone there now...in our special place... waiting for you.

[secluded-love]

holy shit

[gardianforce]

This… this is what lightning magic is supposed to be like.

[aertstoon]

I’m the “wow”

[unadulterated-esoteric-chaos]

That’s

Amazing and terrifying and beautiful all at once

[ibilateral-deactivated20210928]

Reblogging again cause im in love

[thiccghoulfriend-deactivated201]

@yungvrhees god daaaaaaamn

[themaleinch]

Heath Ledger photographed by Anthony Mandler for Flaunt Magazine, 2002

[sheisanimagemaker-blog]

[chorizogrease]

me: I'M GONNA DO A THING

me, later that same day: i did not do the thing

[museum-of-artifacts]

The Dark Queen, statue probably depicting the Ptolemaic queen Cleopatra III (ruled 142–101 BC). Discovered in the lost, sunken city of Thonis-Heracleion

[anpanmanslaps]

shout out to del toro for realizing everyone had a weird crush on abe sapien and coming tf thru

[bisexualbeowulf]

Halloween takes place on a Monday this year and if that doesn’t perfectly sum up how awful 2016 has been I don’t know what will

[kdramabc]

me

[theparttimemisanthrope]

NOT MISS MARTHA READING DONALD TRUMP YEARS BEFORE HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT???!!!

[cuntanadien]

She went to jail for fucking murdering Donald Trump in front of a live studio audience

[weelilyjean-deactivated20210410]

I love you Martha

[nc-17]

[boydonttemptme]

oh my god

[welcome2khaos]

my whole soul has been cleansed

[fitoneflying]

Where Where

[daddyp0p]

 Iconic.

[duplexity-blog]

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair Like no Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

[kerryrenaissance]

Yes, but how do you make it into a marketable commercial that won’t freak parents and caregivers out?

[quasi-normalcy]

I’ve always had the impression that advertisers don’t really understand how girls play with their toys.

[everdeen420]

When I played with Barbies I had this thing called “The Dead Pit” which was a purple bratz laundry hamper. So whenever a Barbie got killed off she would go in there. And what I would do was I would carry her to the dead pit while singing the dead pit song. The dead pit song was just saying “The dead pit” over and over again in different tones. Anyway, once I finally reached the pit I would announce “(name) has died.” And drop her in. I would wait a few moments. Then, I would violently shake the hamper while shrieking, pretending to be the tortured souls of dead barbies from the underworld. I thought it was hilarious.

[outrageauxbonnesmoeurs]

Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

[love-as-thou-wilt]

Don’t fool yourself into thinking ladies were demure and silent in the past. 

[just-grasping-at-straws-deactiv]

I would like more female characters being this open

[lyrafay]

[drst]

Hunh. I have not thought about this and now must ponder.

[scifigrl47]

Oh my god, this explains SO MUCH about SO MANY CHARACTERS.

[totenbuch]

Portable Anubis shrine found in the tomb of Tutankhamun (detail) ca. 1332 to 1323 B.C.E.

[chorizogrease]

me every time i'm wearing anything and black skinny jeans:this is a great outfit

[deluxevevo]

The Signs as Gordon Ramsay Insults

Aries: “Like a bison’s penis. What is this shit?”

Taurus:  “You fucking donkey.”

Gemini:  “Honestly, chimichanga? Chimi chuck it in the bin.”

Cancer:  “Right, I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking arse. Would you like it whole, or diced?”

Leo:  “Congratulationsssss… on the worst dish in this competition so far.”

Virgo: “What are you?” - “An idiot sandwich.”

Libra:  “Hey, panini head, are you listening to me?”

Scorpio: “I wish you would jump in the oven! That would make my life a lot easier!”

Sagittarius:  “You fucking doughnut!”

Capricorn:  “Raw chicken again? It’s fucking redder than your beard!”

Aquarius:  “That’s a tough decision, because you’re both crap.”

Pisces: “How about a thank you, you miserable wee bitch?”