TomFoolery

Local fool. They/Them currently obsessed with RvB :]

[zitasaurusrex]

Me, holding my mental health together by consuming lethal doses of Halo lore (2022, colorized)

[oorevitcejda]

that audio of 'we got a bad bitch, we got a bad bitch and then we got 'I will beat the fuck outta you'" with Kai, Donut and Tex

[pe0ple3ater]

My modern au Tucker gets turned on watching Wash do like "manly" shit. Wash fixing something in the house? Tucker is plastered to his back the second he finishes. Wash doing an oil change for him? Tucker's pouncing on him and shoving him in the back seat. Wash grilling something for him and Junior? Tucker is on his knees the moment they're alone. God forbid he sees Wash fishing and drinking a beer he won't be able to keep his hands off him

It's because Tucker is so used to his chud best friend and long time fwb Church who is utterly useless about anything that doesn't involve a computer, or his ex Felix who didn't know how to do half this shit and just paid someone to do it for him. Tucker can't help himself because Wash is just so sexy when he's playing into the fixer/provider role

Tucker rewards his hard work by dicking him down, don't worry

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

[thelordfool]

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

[swanboulet]

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

[iwonthepageant]

[prjctfrlncr]

the autistic need to feel compressed all the time

[rubykgrant]

same-page-club

[house-of-candies]

the tuck

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[trans-ouroboros]

Tumblr: Red Vs. Blue is amazing and great representation!

Tumblr: Red Vs. Blue is awful and terrible representation!

Me: Hmmmm, this means that Red Vs. Blue is something.

[kitkenk]

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

[radiocowbooy79]

She’s so badass guys

[radiocowbooy79]

Epiphany

[nullabye]

blargh ☝️ honk

[tantaliart]

blue chicks

[radiocowbooy79]

My gay doodles

[vampiregirlestrogen]

hey. i heard what the devil on your shoulder just told you to do to me. pervert.

[radiocowbooy79]

Go my idiots go!!!

[soljrz17]

Cybercore Tucker icon