➰unafraid of anything.

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                       LONDON KIDS DO IT BETTER !!                                             ( suck it nyc. )

[misdirectedloyalty-deactivated2]

                    ❛  you are a LIGHTWOOD, you stayed because you were loyal to your family name. it is not cowardice. ❜

[chosewar-blog]

               unmarked.    tag dump numero dos.

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                unmarked.    tag dump numero uno.

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     “ I think, ”   she said,  choosing her words with care,   “  that any  good impulse  can be twisted into something EVIL. Look at the Magister. He does what he does because he hates the Shadowhunters,   out of LOYALTY to his parents,   who cared for him,  and who were killed.  It is not beyond the realm of understanding.  And yet nothing excuses the result.  I think when we make CHOICES—for each choice is individual of the choices we have made before—- we must examine not only our  reasons  for making them but what  RESULT they will have, and whether GOOD PEOPLE will be hurt by our decisions.”

[lindsayslohan]

[cauldronoflove]

Then I lost him for a brief period of time, and by the time I caught up with him, he had wandered into Hyde Park, waded into the Serpentine, spread his arms wide, and was shouting, ‘Ducks, embrace me as your king!’

Magnus Bane speaking about James Herondale, ‘The Bane Chronicles’, pg. 166 (via thegoodthebadandthenerdy)

[luxgalador]

cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

[chosewar-blog]

50% OFF starters.

"You can't have sex with your neighbor's backyard above-ground pool."

"let me help you out of that swimsuit-- POOL."

"I sure hope we become best friends! but I don't hope we have a falling out, leading us to have a tense, emotion-heavy, dramatic, competitive, love/hate relationship later on."

"so anyways I regain consciousness, there's cops everywhere, (name) is covered in blood, got an icepick-- haha it was kind of a weird tuesday."

"we're gonna be late for anime school!"

"I'm just saying, is it illegal if I'm in my OWN pool?"

"WHAT'S UP SLUTS. GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON!"

"(name) WAS A BITCH-ASS POSER."

"oh no, he's hot when he's sad!"

"this reminds me of prison. this reminds me of prison. this DEFINITELY reminds me of prison."

"look at that little pimp. he's gonna grow up to be a prison ass mothafucka."

"let's skip all the fluff and get to the part where we're shirtless."

"homeboy looks like shark week, I ain't messin' with that."

"It wasn't a dream! We got arrested for trespassing! We went to JAIL!"

"Nah, man, we went to holding. there's a big difference."

"Yeah now we owe Easter Dave a favor-- that is NOT a position you wanna be in."

"Wouldn't we have seen him around by now? I mean he is a bipedal shark-person."

"I'VE GOT MACE!"

"Was macing us really necessary AFTER you remembered who we were?!?"

"you took the fall for me and I said thank you."

"I went to jail!"

"I spent 6 months at a correctional facility!"

"I stabbed a girl in the yard!"

"I think that guard you killed had a family!"

"look at that majestic ass mothafucka. like a dolphin or some shit. a dolphin with legs... and arms... and a jetpack."

"BITCH GET IN THE POOL!"

"that's how they do it in Austrailia."

"20 bucks on jabber jaws."

"hey, man did you Tivo Glee last night?"

"I'm not allowed to watch Glee, my dad says it might turn me into something bad. A musical theater major."

"Neither one of them even died!"

"they won't let me back into sewing club because apparently when I threaten someone with sewing needles it's deemed 'inappropriate' and I 'have to leave'."

"I have to tumblr this!"

"a guy with emotional issues who swims away his problems? Lady, that's the whole team, you're gonna have to be more specific."

"I ship them! and them!"

"they hate each other, but they also fuck each other!"

"hey we try not to get this part of the gym wet so whatever you're doing is gonna have to stop."

"so do you wanna come back to my place, listen to some Dave Matthews and talk about my work out routine?"

"I wonder if that stuff I hid is still here? ...nah, cops probably took it."

"do you know? do you know for sure? Because I don't need another incident."

"If I get out of this chair I guarantee you'll end up in one with wheels."

"Ok. I'll admit, I'm a little threatened."

"'sup bitches!~"

"aren't you that guy who drowned a kid? and burned down that building?"

"get back to it before you learn a lesson in post-war, urban torture practices."

"Remember, snitches get stitches!"

"shut up you're high as balls!"

"you're just mad because mom and dad thought you were a girl for the first year of your life."

"right, son. and speaking of crushing disappointments-"

"coach tried to get me to vandalize a police station again."

"good thing I wore my Heelys."

"he's so hot but so crazy! which makes him even MORE hot!"

"Come on let me get those digits baby!"

"It should be illegal to be that fine!"

"oh just basic addition and subtraction. he was subtracting from my profits so I'm going to add a few extra holes in him."

"this doesn't seem like the time for polka-renditions of Ke$ha songs."

"I hate it when you leave but I love watching you go."

"Yeah I've seen him. He's in my scrapbook class. He cuts the eyes out of magazine photos."

"your arrest record is extensive... and amateur."

"the fact that you continue to avoid indefinite incarceration is insanityAND THE FACT THAT OUR LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN'T PUT AWAY SOMEONE WITH SUCH BLATANT DISREGARD FOR CONVENTIONAL CRIMINAL FUNCTION BAFFLES THE MIND."

"I want that boy to be my bride!"

"Pilates will do that man, works your core."

"what are we waiting for? let's go bro! let's gbro!"

"wow you sure said that."

"WOOP! WOOP! hold it, I'm gonna have to pull you over for exceeding recommended hotness."

"One time we went camping in the woods, I just left 'em there. Nobody found them for like 5 days. I don't even think their families cared, kinda sad, really."

"So, what you're saying is, if they disappeared, no one would notice?"

"well I've gotta go not talk to you anymore."

"I learned how to swim the old fashioned way. When I was five my dad took me out to a lake and tossed me right in the water."

"I'm so happy right now! --and it's not just cause I get to see you in a bunch of different swimsuits. Ok I lied, I'm sorry, that's mostly the reason."

"SHE'S A WITCH! PUSH HER IN THE POOL!"

"hey I know you! You helped me smuggle some stuff out of the country! How've you been kid?"

[chosewar-blog]

50% OFF Starters pt 2

"If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."

"I like watching you from behind."

"Stunning deduction sherlock."

*demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."

"USURPER!"

"I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."

"Calm down little dude."

"the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."

"I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."

"You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."

"ten bucks says he dies."

"I'm gonna go run my feelings off."

"Yeah it didn't work out... for them."

"I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."

"I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."

"do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."

"Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"

"I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"

"I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"

"This feels a little exploitative."

"I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."

"Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."

"sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."

"Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"

"That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."

"It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."

"hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."

"It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."

"Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."

"boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"

"Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."

"Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."

"calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."

"MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"

"didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"

"this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"

"Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."

"Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"

"if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."

"fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"

"I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."

"Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."

"hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"

"Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"

"nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."

"DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"

"You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."

"Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."

"Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."

"You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."

"You think these antics would fly at the german club?"

"brush your teeth, kid."

"Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."

"I'm the best damn shot we've got."

"You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."

"that's fair."

"hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"

"It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."

"now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."

"In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"

"you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."

"all hail decision cube!"

"that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"

"I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"

"Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"

"Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"

"And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."

"It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."

"That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."

"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"

[chosewar-blog]

lowkey starter call for whenever I get this blog finished j fc

[chosewar-blog]

     “ I think, ”   she said,  choosing her words with care,   “  that any  good impulse  can be twisted into something EVIL. Look at the Magister. He does what he does because he hates the Shadowhunters,   out of LOYALTY to his parents,   who cared for him,  and who were killed.  It is not beyond the realm of understanding.  And yet nothing excuses the result.  I think when we make CHOICES---for each choice is individual of the choices we have made before---- we must examine not only our  reasons  for making them but what  RESULT they will have, and whether GOOD PEOPLE will be hurt by our decisions.”

[chosewar-blog]

lowkey starter call for whenever I get this blog finished j fc

[remembcr-a-deactivated20161106]

who is the hottest Lightworm?

‘ WELL — you could say Jace, since he   was literally on fire. Judging by the   portraits in the LONDON institute   Cecily Lightwood is one hot fox.’