SUPER DEDUCTION

BECAUSE MY FRIENDS THINK       ( . . . )       I'M INVINCIBLE.

[chosuiri-a]

𝖠𝖭𝖣 𝖶𝖧𝖠𝖳 𝖠 𝖦𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖳 𝖣𝖤𝖳𝖤𝖢𝖳𝖨𝖵𝖤 𝖣𝖮𝖤𝖲 𝖨𝖲 𝖮𝖭𝖤 𝖳𝖧𝖨𝖭𝖦— 𝘚𝘖𝘓𝘝𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘊𝘈𝘚𝘌𝘚! highly selective   &  mutuals only    EDOGAWA RANPO,     a canon character of bungou stray dogs, adaptable to most fandoms. mature  &  triggering topics present. written by inaya    (they / them,  egyptian, twenty seven).   personals do not interact. please see rules below cut.

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i.    very important rule that this blog will be very low activity.

ii.    this is a roleplay blog for edogawa ranpo. i am heavily private and selective for my own good, so if i don't follow you, please don't take it personally. i've been in the rpc for a while now and i am more interested in keeping my dash comfortable.

iii.    i do not own ranpo, but i do own anything posted here. please do not take anything without permission. i will notice and i will not hesitate to approach you. any graphic posted was made by me, unless otherwise stated!

iv. this is mostly a plotting based blog, so starter calls are not posted often. the best way to interact is by sending memes (you can send me them at any time, even if they're old!) and messaging me to plot. i tend to write novella - length threads more often. i am fine with most formatting styles, but please don’t use fonts.

v. don't interact with me if you do not know how to communicate properly. i'm not trying to sound mean, but i have no interest in drama. if i do something that upsets you, please just dm me. my top priority is feeling comfortable on this blog.

vi. there are certain fandoms i’m not particularly comfortable interacting with unless we're close. it's nothing against you if you write a muse from there, but i have had a few experiences with fandoms that does not make me want to interact with them. in general, the ones that are worth naming: harry potter, stranger things, attack on titan. if you're a multimuse, then you're exempt from this.

vii. since we're talking about following, do not follow me if you’re racist, homophobic, transphobic, islamophobic, a pedophile, etc or support any of those things. stay away from me. free palestine. there are obviously a lot of " problematic " fcs, so i won't be listing every single fc, but to summarize: don't follow me if your fc is a zionist, racist, transphobic, or did something awful in general.

viii. unless we are close friends (and please do ask before assuming), please refrain from using she / her pronouns with me and use he / they more. the same goes for feminine terms, but i am more lenient with that.

ix. this blog's focus is not shipping. while i am multiship, i am more interested in developing ranpo as a character and other dynamics for him, be it platonic, rivals, etc. that being said, chemistry must be there for us to do something between our muses.

x. my name is inaya, i'm 21+ and my pronouns are she / they / he. i used to go by layla and was mostly found on @/sahafiun and @/incarnedine to name some. my discord is open to mutuals. it’s nice meeting you! when i'm not here, you can mainly find me over at shams <3

[chosuiri-a]

okay whatever i'm giving this little guy a refresh

[sunsetsushiii]

Members of the former Agency (GENSHIN!)

Wish me luck for my final exam. Nanti I belanja komik

[smol-ackerman]

RANPO EDOGAWA 🧡

文豪ストレイドッグス S5 Ep. 02. Toward the Complete Answer

[chosuiri-a]

i don’t want fukuzawa to die but the parasites in me want him to die. i don’t want to think of the idea of atsushi losing control and the agency sinking into chaos + kunikida coming after him as president but the parasites THE DEMONS IN ME-

[chosuiri-a]

hey bestie what number am i thinking of between 5 and 397463950

wrong question because you’re not thinking of a number

[chosuiri-a]

one day i will go into the details and little bits about fukuzawa and ranpo when i do NOT turn into a mess anytime i think about them

[chosuiri-a]

he's a freak

[ohisms]

↪ 𝐹𝐼𝐿𝐿𝑂𝑅𝑌 ⅋ 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 . ( a collection of sentence starters from season one of syfy's the magicians . adjust phrasing as necessary . this prompt will be updated as time goes on . )

it's always something with you , isn't it ? it's always an emergency .

look , this is your responsibility .

wow , nice trick . i'm sure you're a hit at parties .

so ... you think you're ready .

i called you . all weekend . where were you ?

okay , we have got to pull you together .

you can't run away hard enough , can you ?

i know where you were all weekend .

life is raw , everybody medicates .

i love you . call me , okay ?

am i hallucinating ?

come on , or you'll miss it .

can i start over ? please .

i'm going to make sure you don't remember a thing .

playing with time is such difficult magic .

don't bother trying to compare yourself .

it's good to be aware the world is blatantly unfair .

it's my fault that they said that .

if you think my family is some sort of advantage , you've been misinformed .

maybe i wouldn't let myself forget .

that was before i knew there was something else .

it's really okay if this is not your thing .

you're hurting yourself , & you're not okay .

i just needed to see if i was right .

we've been watching you for quite a while now .

hello ? do you need help ?

you feel right because you're starting towards your destiny .

for some reason , you're involved . so be involved .

look , hold that thought , okay ?

i'm obviously coming with you .

there's no such thing as safe magic .

what is this place exactly , besides a health hazard ?

you ask a lot of questions .

jesus , you didn't tell me you were dangerous .

it's a little bit bigger than messing up .

there's a bad story every few years around here .

can you just help me live with myself ?

i'm gonna tell you something deep & dark & personal now .

i'm trying to tell you , you are not alone here .

i don't know . i wanna be your friend , i guess .

you should hate me right now .

the last thing i wanted to do growing up was read fantasy .

let's just say life wasn't exactly non-stop fun growing up .

if you're guilty , i'm guilty .

come do something stupid with me before you go .

okay , you know what ? i'm not interested in your personal issues .

this isn't just some lark to me , just so you know .

i mean seriously , what do they expect , you know ?

look , you can't run away from you .

there's nothing i can do in this moment to stop the comet from crashing into the earth , is there ?

i keep trying to tell myself that this is somehow better .

you don't see color & want to go back to black & white .

you can't help , & i can't help you .

what the hell was that , you maniac ?

why would you ever trust anyone ?

i'm willing to teach the right people what i know . & i know a lot .

you're lucky i can fix this .

hey , have you heard of karma ? sometimes it's instant .

i'm generous with you , considering .

get me everything on this list . this week .

why even ask , if you'll just forget it again ?

that's not a real answer .

you're a much better liar than i expected you to be .

do you think you have a destiny ?

there is no destiny . no born heroes .

you can either step up to it or not , that's up to you .

this is your problem , that you should solve !

[ohisms]

↪ ᵀᴴᴱ 𝑀𝐼𝐶𝐾 , ꮲꭲ 2 . (  a  series  of  sentence  starters  from  season  1  of fox's sitcom ,  “ the mick ” adjust phrasing as necessary . )

damn , [ name ] , how many cars can one person crash ?

i can't help it — when i'm behind the wheel , i'm a slave to the power of the machine .

other people worked very hard to buy those cars , and now they're mine .

why you gotta put me in a cage ?

i'm not a rat , okay ?

shut up , you don't know what you're talking about .

i am NOT joking , i don't wanna do this .

guys , we don't snitch . that's it , end of story .

will you listen to yourself ?? "jUsT tElL tHe tRuTh"

[ name ] , you snitch you die !

pretty sure that was already there when i walked up .

how is this good news ?

everyone's gonna call me a traitor , like you .

don't worry about it , it was worth it .

what are you doing tomorrow night ?

just say the words , and it can be yours .

oh , it's like that , huh ? fine .

what was that ? i can't hear you ... you can't breathe ?

you better figure something out , 'cause if you don't — i'll have to go public with this .

that's called extortion , stupid !

those guys are just covering their own asses , they don't even like you .

as easily as i can save you in this world , i can destroy you .

if anybody messes with you , let us know - okay ?

with a dong like that , you'd think he'd be happier .

do i look like i'm playing , [ last name ] ?

oh , your breath reeks of booze .

i hope you have a plan .

i was up all night watching prep school movies in preparation .

there are some real evil illuminati-type vibes in here , right ?

there was a time i could see , and i have seen .

oh , i'm just getting warmed up .

we are but food for worms , gentlemen .

whose burrito did i just step in ?

get out of here , the tv's mine .

what did you do to my shirt ??

how would you feel if i ran around stealing your clothes ?

we had to kill him cause he wasn't a team player .

no more special treatment for you .

i grew up in squalor , i am perfectly comfortable in it .

[ name ] , don't you dare !

didn't know you were gonna be so weird about it .

if you decide that you don't want me around , just tell me and i will go .

you're not the only game in town , buddy , okay ?

you don't know who i hang out with .

jealousy is the reason people hate us .

you don't have to worry about labels , just like who you like .

i hope this is some sort of emergency .

you kept me waiting , so i'm gonna get right to it .

don't make this your thing , this is [ name's ] thing .

suing is how rich white people solve their problems .

i wanted to sing and show you there's nothing to be afraid of .

i'm so nervous for you ... i want to throw up and run away .

you could have me escorted out , but you have no security .

ooh , dark scary room ! you know what they call that in prison ? they call that a blind spot . great place to catch a shiv .

what kind of operation are you running here ?

you didn't do anything wrong . i was the problem , not you .

where i'm from , the guest gets the good seat .

i drink , smoke , lie , steal ... i'm drunk right now .

i will ruin him . please don't let me do that .

i'm not the one doing whatever you guys are doing ... what are you doing ?

i'm not judging , at least he's a hot mess .

it's the wolf's job to eat the sheep , so y'know ... this was bound to happen .

i will RUIN you when we get home .

i'll give it back to you in a minute , you're gonna get it back .

the suit you destroyed cost a grand !

come on , [ name ] . i'll help you get settled .

he can't know it was my idea .

she made her mean bed and she can sleep in those scratchy sheets .

woah , tough day at the office ?

what the hell did you just say to me ?

you are right ... no matter what you say about anything .

we do this all the time , but usually there's some art to it .

this is not nearly as fun as i thought it was gonna be .

you're letting a bunch of nerds pick on you with their computers ?

why don't you just systematically destroy her ?

i can see where this is headed , so i'm just gonna hit the road .

she ripped me open , stuffed me full of devastation and then sewed me back up again .

leave me alone , this is all your fault .

why are they yelling ? are they angry cause they're bad musicians ?

i will never understand your generation .

let me have it . how bad is it ?

do you have any idea what i saw in there ?

you should come and check out what's going on outside , cause i think you'll be pleasantly surprised .

i just want us to be friends again .

it would be such a silly waste of time for someone like me to be mad at someone as insignificant as you .

the truth is , i pity you .

when the universe gives you a sign , it's not up to you to ignore it .

[ name ] gave it to me . it means i'm in charge .

i'm not comfortable with the whole arrangement . where's [ name ] ?

this is outrageous ! i'm getting passed over again ?

i don't have a problem , i'm just blowing off some steam .

you wanna get in on this ?

you deserve to take a time out as much as anybody else .

sorry , i didn't realize you were the fun police .

having money has reaaally changed you .

i've lost control ?! oh no , you dumb , dumb idiot . YOU'VE lost control .

that's a gross overreaction .

i will show myself the door in a ... graceful and classy manner .

thanks for sticking around .

look , i realize i did some questionable things in there .

i just felt like the universe was giving me a sign .

i'm the only one worthy of its power !

keep it in your pants and follow my lead .

it's no offense , i just don't know you very well .

let's go over this one more time , just so we're clear .

we've already been over the terms .

what's in it for you ?

i like the element of surprise .

wasn't expecting that . are you okay ?

i saw a burglar , i didn't know what to do ... so i SMOKED his ass !

you SHOT me ! what the hell's the matter with you ?

that gunpowder's like a hundred years old , it probably just broke the skin .

what about the police ? they're expecting a gunshot victim .

guys , we've gotta move this along , okay ?

you got it , i'll get you a pillow .

you're lucky no one was killed .

here's the thing about the bordeaux ... i drank it .

i'm so sorry that you had to keep our mansion warm .

how do you think the police found them ?

if you're done criticizing me , i think i'll head on up to bed .

you want me to do the jobs no one else wants ?

can we pick this up tomorrow ? i was shot , so ... i'm very tired .

it has nothing to do with that . okay ? now please leave .

i wanted to thank you for having my back earlier .

that had nothing to do with you . i was just trying to hurt them .

it's chloroform . i found a recipe online .

[ name ] , don't come at me with that .

i was gonna do whatever it takes . i'm not a quitter.

i wanna tell you , i really do . but first there's something i need .

oh my god , you're bailing again .

innocent people don't sneak in and out of their own home .

'cause i don't like you , that's why .

i'd rather get mowed down in a hellfire of bullets than listen to you screech .

you don't have to lie . i heard you guys .

how was i supposed to know you were gonna hug me ? i didn't even know you knew how to hug .

[chosuiri-a]

hey freak

hey [starts patting his hat]

[chosuiri-a]

any guy can be a babygirl but it takes a man to be a single mother

[kokoasci]

so then the only person kamui can be is...