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herothrone‌:

Wait, is he back too? Did he actually make it to the Throne…? Or?

……..?

???

-There’s gears working in her head for a bit, but she soon gives up on wondering.-

Nevermind. Of course I want to see. Show me immediately! And then text it to me so that I may hang onto it for blackmai–for safekeeping!

Throne? Oh, you mean like the Servant stuff. Nah, not like that! There’s a bunch of us Sengoku era guys that are just kind of here. If you’re with Memeko, you’ve met Kuroda right? Like him, just a normal human that’s around in this time for some reason. Huh, I wonder if that means there’s actually two Oda at once... Oh well!

[He’s more than happy to whip his phone out.]

Here! Look! Mitsunari-san even scowls when he’s sleeping. I think it’s one of his best qualities.

#herothrone

herothrone‌:

Sprite, please.

Huh? Mitsunari…Oh! Don’t worry about him. First of all, he’s dead, and secondly, he’s the servant of my servant and therefore also my servant. Lowercase ‘S’. So I’m your boss’s boss’s boss.

Go get me my Sprite.

Sure, I’ll get you a Sprite.

Mitsunari-sama isn’t dead though. I saw him just before I left! I let him sleep in because he’s always grumpy if he wakes up too early but he was kinda drooling in a cute way so I took a selfie with him before I left and made it my new background.

Wanna see?

#herothrone

herothrone‌:

Fuwahahaha!! You heard mostly right! I am huge and imposing and demonic as hell!! I am all of those things and more!! I am the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, after all!!

Just because they got it wrong and thought I was a dude… Maybe my hair was shorter back then? Anyway, it doesn’t matter! You shall serve me faithfully now!

Go get me a soda.

Huh, well, I mean I guess that happens. Historically I wasn’t recorded as the handsome guy I am so it’s understandable. Huh? Soda? Sure, what ki--

Hey wait a minute!

Mitsunari-sama has to give me permission before I go off and serve somebody else! I might get in trouble if I obey somebody without him telling me to.

#herothrone

herothrone‌:

………….

-She comes over and actually starts climbing up this man so she can look him in the fucking eyes. Look her in the fucking eyes and say that shit again, Sakon. She’s already holding a gun to your head while clinging off you like a very tiny macaque.-

I’m Oda Nobunaga.

Huh---wha--- what!?

For real-for real? You’re Oda Nobunaga!? I mean, I never formally met the guy ‘cause I didn’t get involved in stuff until later, but I thought for sure he was a huge guy that was super imposing and looked like a demon! No one mentioned a girl!!!

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herothrone‌:

Oh.

Nice to meet you? Should I know who you are?

Uh... I... I don’t know. Who are you supposed to be? You’ve got that strong Oda vibe, but you’re kinda...

......

Short?

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herothrone replied to your post: That guy can’t be Shima Sakon! I’m Shima Sakon.

[Nobunaga] Who?

Shima Sakon!!

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That guy can’t be Shima Sakon! I’m Shima Sakon.

flow-or-crash:

(Did she actually run through a magical girl transformation sequence just so she could get a third shoe–)

Insulting a young maiden’s appearance so carelessly is absolutely, irrevocably UNFORGIVABLE!

FOR LIFE AND JOY, I AM THE PRETTY SAILOR-SUITED SOLDIER,

SAILOR TERPSICHORE!

AND IN THE NAME OF MY GUIDING STAR, I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR TRAMPLING ON MY GOOD TIME!

(She has the shoes raised and ready to chase him around, god help you, Shima Sakon.)

I DON’T KNOW HALF OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID BUT YOU WOULDN’T REALLY BEAT A RELATIVELY IMPORTANT JAPANESE HISTORICAL FIGURE, WOULD YOU???

[Regardless, he is fleeing for his life and seeking to take refuge in Memeko’s citadel as quickly as he can ninja his way over there.]

#flow or crash

flow-or-crash:

#I had no idea they faded so early these days.#I gotta live life while I still can.

(That tears it.)

(She starts unlacing those stupid heely boots, removes them. And pulls out the Crystal Change Rod.)

Terpsichore Crystal Power, Make Up!

(That’s a lightshow and for some reason she’s holding one of her boots with her teeth, and picked her shoes back up?)

Tell me, stranger. Have you ever experienced

THE ALMIGHTY THREE-SHOE BEATING?

Wh---WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK UP WHAT-- WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!?

ARE YOU MAGIC OR SOMETHING? WHAT WAS THAT???

[He is absolutely terrified and starting to back up with his hands in the air.]

You wouldn’t hit a beautiful young guy like me!! ...... Would you?

#flow or crash

flow-or-crash:

…Well yeah, what’s that face for? What of it? You gonna tell me I look like the world’s oldest 20 year old, too?

Ah.......

..... and older woman....... Just my luck....

#flow or crash #I had no ideas they faded so early these days.#I gotta live life while I still can.

fangedkitsune:

That’s well….Hmph….

[He’s not as grumpy as he was after hearing that, but honestly? He just kind of can’t agree with that.]

Like I said, do what you want. It’s your day off. I can’t give you any commands today.

Okay, well I’m off to hang at Memeko’s then!

I’m going to stop by the store on my way back and get some cake and ice cream. That’s what you’re supposed to do on your birthday these days! We can eat it together and not share with anyone else.

#fangedkitsune

flow-or-crash:

No, it– rrrgh..!!

(She points to her hair with both hands. Easy, Hanabi, remember your karma.)

This, is fake. Temporary. My hair’s normally pink, it’ll go back to being pink tomorrow. I can’t be someone’s granny, I’m 20 out of 1000!

Wait.

........ You’re 20 years old?

#flow or crash

fangedkitsune:

You would; you unlucky bastard.

W-when have I ever been that unlucky!? I’m the luckiest man alive! I always win at all the games I play. I mean, I have to be at least really lucky if not the luckiest! I did meet you after all.

#fangedkitsune