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if you sexualize samus and give her The Big Curves (and don’t even give her her god-given muscles to compensate), I’m legally allowed to hunt you for sport.

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#hey so samus is moving to my multi bc she is NOT sustainable on her own blog #rest assured: my hatred of other m and GUSHING ABOUT DREAD will continue there #(though there will be other things also)

ooc;; So I’m no longer mad about Other M’s existence. I’m not.

ooc;; Because Dread wouldn’t be nearly as much of the Greatest Fucking Game Ever if it wasn’g going out of its way to shit on everything Other M did wrong (which is everything).

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#im probably gonna be moving sammy soon so don't expect anything here but DREAD IS THE BEST #DREAD IS THE BEST DREAD IS THE BEST DREAD IS THE FUCKING BESSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!#FUCK OTHER M AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR #AND I CAN SAY THAT!! BECAUSE /DREAD AGREES/#yall metroid is not only saved it might honest to god be BETTER THAN ITS EVER BEEN #I"M SO FUCKING HAPPY A METROID GAME FINALLY WROTE SAMUS BETTER THAN I DO #DREAD WINS. LIFE IS GOOD. SOMARI IS WINNING

ooc;; So I know it was a short-lived change making Samus pre-Prime 3 but just the fact Dread is gonna fucking exist means I have to be down for post-Fusion again

ooc;; The post-Fusion faceclaim is back in action

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#riza i ADORE you far more than the manga this woman comes from but....... this woman's everything i want samus to physically be sORRY #in the occasions i'll even have her visor off...... yeah i need beefcake samus BAD

I need to stop posting bangers on my rp blogs

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING MY WHINY FANDOM POSTS KEEP FUCKIGN GETTING NOTES #I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A WRITER #I MEAN. I'M NOT WRITING. BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE #why do i still have followers hSDFJKL:SDFS

by the way, considering smash. i feel like if samus found out this kid that isn't old enough to have a driver's license was bragging about seducing his teacher, she'd take a trip to japan to beat the shit out of her for not only screwing a minor but also screwing one of her students. and then she'd probably yell at joker for a month about being too young for any of that.

anon, I understand, but please don't fault Joker for shitty writing

if you wouldn't fault Samus for Other M don't fault Joker for the fact Atlus sucks

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains. // OOC.#JOKER!! IS!!! A GOOD BOY!!!#he would never cheat or go after older women!!#as (unfortunately) a big persona 5 fan i can say this confidently

i'm sorry but any developer concern about samus "looking silly" in cutscenes has me immediately thinking of this scene in particular:

when ur the main character of the anime

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#HDFL:KJSDFKSSD???????#GOD!! GOD IT STANDS OUT SO BAD #THANK YOU I ADORE THIS SCREENSHOT

the gravity suit is in other m. the gravity suit is a big purple light that gets put on samus's model while she's its active. the stated reason for them deciding against going with the traditional appearance of the gravity suit was that it would look silly in cutscenes. this implies that any of samus's suits can be taken seriously.

hey I was aware of the stupid purple glow shit but that's genuinely the worst explanation I've ever heard for why, the Gravity Suit's design fucking rules

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#first they deprived of us the Huge Shoulders and now they think the GRAVITY SUIT can't be taken seriously???#but the fucking purple jojo aura was Cool??? hello????#other m is a fucking disaster man

your rules page link is broken, by the way.

my entire theme is broken, thanks for noticing!

(find my rules page Here in the meantime)

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#i'm sorry i'll make a masterpost for links soon but i am NOT fucking working to find a theme again #and the one i had before was. so bad in hindsight in how i designed it this is honestly an improvement #i fucking hate Theming man

Anon I understand you’ve seen some bad shit in this fandom and so have I but I can’t post these asks

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#TL;DR METROID FANART SCENE IS FUCKING GARBAGE LMAO

this blog alternates between being a samus roleplay blog and entirely justified complaints about the metroid community. i appreciate this. about the only thing i'd fight you on is other m's gameplay being kinda ok in a vacuum removed from other metroid games.

I mean hey I'll be completely fair and say I've never played Other M, I have no idea if its gameplay is good

still a bad fuckin game tho

#ooc.#anytime i'm writing for something where the fandom is fucking garbage complaining about it honestly the other half of why i'm in it #if i hate a fandom i want the WORLD to know it and the metroid 'fandom' is a horny CESS POOL #of people who don't even care about the games and wanna drool over Sexy Zero Suit Lady #and other m fans. same thing #SAMUS IS HONESTLY REALLY HARD TO WRITE SO MY IC CONTENT IS. SCARCE. BUT I'LL COMPLAIN ALL DAY

new anon, i’m not mad at you, but i’m not posting this ask

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#tbd.#YOU'RE /SUPER/ RIGHT THE 'FANDOM' IS FULL OF FREAKS WHO HATE WOMEN BUT. I CAN'T #I CAN'T POST THIS #the dread fanart has been GOOD so far i'm NOT giving the fandom any IDEAS

Anon I’ve dealt with so much shit in this fandom you can’t toy with me like this

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#DFH:LKDSJFSDLK:F:JSDSDF #i've dealt with so much samus slander i thought we were seriously going down the 'samus is a monster too' rabbit hole #BUT INSTEAD YOU SEND ME SOME OF MY NEW FAVORITE ASKS THANK YOU #didley............ tidley............ DFH:LKDSFJSDF #DEADASS FORGOT ABOUT MECHA RIDLEY ALSO LMAO

you ever think about the curious parallel between ridley killing samus's's parents and samus killing ridley's kid?

first off, ridley does not have a kid what are you talking about and secondly Anon, I'm sure you mean well but this is not what a parallel is

#ooc.#???????#OKAY EVEN ASSUMING THAT WE COUNT THE RIDLELY DNA CLONE AS HIS KID..... HUH???#SHE WAS TAKING DOWN A KILLER BEAST. AND NOT DOING SO IN FRONT OF ITS PARENTS AT THAT #this ask is whatever like i'm not gonna die on the hill that has me defending Other M samus but this is such a. WEIRD take #there's? not? a parallel here??? i'm so lost

@xenopathy said: let samus curse 2k21

ooc;; We were already covered on that front, actually

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#xenopathy #i'm never letting anyone forget this #the metroid origin manga wasn't perfect but #legendary. moments like this are LEGENDARY #adam was also a good character in it #so there's that too #anyway samus ABSOLUTELY swears there is NO doubt about this even if This didn't happen we'd all know it

ooc;; Hey so I learned a little bit about the absolute disaster that is Metroid Other M’s localization job and like, the game would still not be Great either way but like

ooc;; jesus christ

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#subs in the front localization in the back holy FUCK??#uprising really is NoA's only W huh #this is NOT perfect this is still NOT a good metroid game but oh my fuck this kind of thing is SO MUCH BETTER #just the fact samus gets pissed about being treated differently instead of WANTING to be treated like An Girl #is so much better #i can't stress enough that i still Will Not respect Other M in any capacity but man english writing really turned #a pretty mid and ill-considered attempt at giving metroid with a narrative into one of the worst games ever made #and to think the game we got still has people who are willing to defend it. call it even DECENT lmao #HATING OTHER M IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF METROID HYPE SO THIS POST IS FINE #anyways fuck other m

Guess you're gonna change Samus's story to adapt Dread after Fusion now

ooc;; AND BRO I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER ABOUT IT

#ooc.#THERE IS. NO DOWNSIDE TO THIS FACT #they know they made a terrible game with other M??? so whatever they're gonna do with the story will be epic #BRO THE LACK OF CLARITY ON HER STATUS AS A FUGITIVE WAS /AGONIZING/ ARE YOU KIDDING??? CHANGE SHIT /UP/#/AND THERE'S A FUCKING LIVING CHOZO????? HELLO???????????/#SORRY GUYS I'M STILL SO H A P P Y

EVERYONE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP

METROID DREAD IS REAL

#Writing Team has Vapor for Brains // OOC.#WHAT HTE FUCK IM??????? YELLING??????#LIKE HONESTLY I FIGURED WE WERE GONNA GET ANOTHER 2D METROID BEFORE PRIME 4 BUT I NEVER #N E V E R #EXPECTED THIS???? HOLY FUCK #AND IT LOOKS SO GOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #MAKING IT PRETTY MUCH A HORROR GAME /AND ACTUALLY CONTINUING FROM FUSION/#AND CONFIRMING THERE'S AN EXPLICIT STORY TO GO WITH IT IS JUST.......... FUCK #NINTENDO WON WITH THIS ALONE OH MY G O D I'M NOT EVEN MAD ABOUT ANOTHER YEAR OF NO KID ICARUS HOOOOOOOOGH

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