Do The Twist

I like antiques, I like old things. I love dancing. I must be very old underneath because I love beautiful old things. -Stevie Nicks

[6i]

the amount of lessons i’ve learned since 2019 feels like 4 different lives.

[divineofficial]

[cool-stuffandthings]

[whatsthetalenightingale]

Pale, Stale, Male History

[whatsthetalenightingale]

not pregnant, but kinda wanna go get an abortion just to stick it to the man

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

christmas is when jesus was born, and easter is when he died. in between is when he did various baby crimes bad enough to warrant capital punishment at 3 months old. very bad baby

[whatsthetalenightingale]

I dont know what else to do

[whatsthetalenightingale]

not to be dramatic but, this is a cry for help

[whatsthetalenightingale]

anyone else alone for the holidays?

[joshlovesyou]

[omghotmemes]

A historical moment

[sexidance]

[spectrometrie]

things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing

[shadowpeoplearejerks]

The Great Gatsby

[shittymoviedetails]

Facts

[1st-1]

[despazito]

I want to be a house un-flipper. I want to buy expensive houses and make them look so shitty it devalues the entire neighbourhood

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I found a body in the woods and reported it to the police, only to find the same man alive and well in those same woods later. I tell him, “They found your body!” and he laughs. “No they haven’t,” he says. Then he pats a big bag hanging from a tree. “It’s right in here!”