Deadpool

Love causing chaos ! I randomly show up,so don't be surprised to see this handsome devil ;) oh.. children beware! Things are getting kinky here! (Not all the time but adult themes so be warned!)

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

I got you a little gift it's called the Punisher.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-qpRlvOMcJk

Oooh daddy punisher~

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

How did you feel when Tara broke Beast Boy's heart as she revealed to be a spy for Slade and when Tara came back she didn't want to remember the horrible stuff that she did due to trauma? I'm sorry I'm kind of emotional. Are you familiar with Teen Titans?

I had to yell at my screen.

Babygirl you didn't deserve all that 😭!

At least she got her happy ending..bur poor Beastboy. At least he has Raven!

We don't fucking talk about TT Go BLEUGH

[finalfantasy37]

i want some french friessssss

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Now imagine Logan in a nurse outfit while he is trying to have a serious conversation with you.

Oh nurse wolvie,I'd be willing to have a checkup with him~

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Would you get on a motorcycle with Alucard? -Faints after having a nosebleed laying in a puddle of blood-

https://www.tumblr.com/yureo666/822291216676864000/london-2100-concept-art-2?source=share

I would! I want to ride with Alucard!~

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Nurses from Silent Hill smash or pass?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BAp3801sz1Q&pp=ygUSbnVyc2VzIHNpbGVudCBoaWxs

Omg my sleep paralysis demon <3

id say smash if they didn't get me paralyzed 💔

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Who wants Pyro hugs?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ys5PhM0Xt5w&pp=ygUJcHlybyBodWdz

Meeeeee!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Sometimes being a soldier isn't as glamorous people make it out to be. 😭

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSbQs8rJslo&list=RDBSbQs8rJslo&start_radio=1&pp=ygUMa2F0eXVzaGEgc2FkoAcB

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jU40vIf9ric&pp=ygUSdmlvbGV0IGV2ZXIgZ2FyZGVu

I highly doubt people like being one.

..also I never watched theses

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Note to self do not touch Sasha.

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/XE8_5qUPKaQ

Ragdolled out the window.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Damn tried to do a job in nothing but my underwear and mask and they guys didn't fight they just screamed 😞

It's not my fault we have Australia's heat! Try suffocating in spandex in this weather!

[impulsive-spitfire]

Hey, I got an idea! Don’ go ‘round undressed. It scares de locals

‘N upgrade from spandex. It ain’t de 90s

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Tell that to the X-Men 😒

[impulsive-spitfire]

We upgraded

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Then why does it look like spandex is still used on the team?? I think Scott still uses it

[impulsive-spitfire]

I don’ claim Scott

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

...Fair enough.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Damn tried to do a job in nothing but my underwear and mask and they guys didn't fight they just screamed 😞

It's not my fault we have Australia's heat! Try suffocating in spandex in this weather!

[impulsive-spitfire]

Hey, I got an idea! Don’ go ‘round undressed. It scares de locals

‘N upgrade from spandex. It ain’t de 90s

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Tell that to the X-Men 😒

[impulsive-spitfire]

We upgraded

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Then why does it look like spandex is still used on the team?? I think Scott still uses it

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Damn tried to do a job in nothing but my underwear and mask and they guys didn't fight they just screamed 😞

It's not my fault we have Australia's heat! Try suffocating in spandex in this weather!

[impulsive-spitfire]

Hey, I got an idea! Don’ go ‘round undressed. It scares de locals

‘N upgrade from spandex. It ain’t de 90s

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Tell that to the X-Men 😒

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Damn tried to do a job in nothing but my underwear and mask and they guys didn't fight they just screamed 😞

It's not my fault we have Australia's heat! Try suffocating in spandex in this weather!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

How long would you last in the Brotherhood from Assassin's Creed?

With my luck I think I'll survive for awhile!

I won't last a few minutes if I don't know what the fuck I'm doing

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

This song slays. 💅🗡️🛷

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mgjt9734xLk&list=RDmgjt9734xLk&start_radio=1&pp=ygUOYXZhIG1heCBiYXJiaWWgBwHSBwkJTgsBhyohjO8%3D

Yasss, slay!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Fuck, Marry, Kill? Tf2 edition.

Ok

Scout. In the comics when he's older,fuck. But in the game? Kill.

Medic. Can't decide if I want to fuck or kill him

Heavy. Marry

Miss Pauling. Fuck

Spy. Kill..or fuck?

Engineer. Fuck

sniper: fuck

Pyro. No clue.

[yotonystark]

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Well I mean you ARE pretty twinky .. so some muscles would do you some good.

[yotonystark]

I will beat you with a stick

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

I would say hit me harder daddy but I don't think you have the arm strength to even swing that thang-

[yotonystark]

[impulsive-spitfire]

Marcus! Eat him!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

WAIT NO DONT EAT ME!

[impulsive-spitfire]

Hm… what a strange t’ing fo’ Wade t’ say. T’ough he liked gettin’ eaten

Anyway, Marcus, put him in de soup

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

There's a different between being eaten and being eaten. I'm the type that likes being eaten the second way not literally! Besides I'm not properly seasoned!