Deadpool

Love causing chaos ! I randomly show up,so don't be surprised to see this handsome devil ;) oh.. children beware! Things are getting kinky here! (Not all the time but adult themes so be warned!)

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

@worstwolverinee ))

"Why are there so many Wade variants on this fuckass earth."

Awww,is wolvie jealous that the marvel multiverse spat out a very sexy guy for him to handle?

[worstwolverinee]

"None of that sentence is true."

He huffed.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

*gasp*

RUDE.

If the multiverse spat multiple yous out of be happy and cream myself!

[worstwolverinee]

"Great. Oversharing again, Wade."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Well,its the honest truth peanut!

[worstwolverinee]

"Sometimes the truth doesn't need to be said. Especially when you think it.."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

It does though! Sometimes sharing is caring and people agree with it!

[worstwolverinee]

"uhuh. Sometimes. Very.. very rarely."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

You just don't know the joy and whimsy of having little filter 😔

[worstwolverinee]

joy and whimsy is overrated.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

You're overrated 😤

[worstwolverinee]

What does that even mean

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

I..don't really know anymore..but it's a good insult!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

@worstwolverinee ))

"Why are there so many Wade variants on this fuckass earth."

Awww,is wolvie jealous that the marvel multiverse spat out a very sexy guy for him to handle?

[worstwolverinee]

"None of that sentence is true."

He huffed.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

*gasp*

RUDE.

If the multiverse spat multiple yous out of be happy and cream myself!

[worstwolverinee]

"Great. Oversharing again, Wade."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Well,its the honest truth peanut!

[worstwolverinee]

"Sometimes the truth doesn't need to be said. Especially when you think it.."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

It does though! Sometimes sharing is caring and people agree with it!

[worstwolverinee]

"uhuh. Sometimes. Very.. very rarely."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

You just don't know the joy and whimsy of having little filter 😔

[worstwolverinee]

joy and whimsy is overrated.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

You're overrated 😤

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

@worstwolverinee ))

"Why are there so many Wade variants on this fuckass earth."

Awww,is wolvie jealous that the marvel multiverse spat out a very sexy guy for him to handle?

[worstwolverinee]

"None of that sentence is true."

He huffed.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

*gasp*

RUDE.

If the multiverse spat multiple yous out of be happy and cream myself!

[worstwolverinee]

"Great. Oversharing again, Wade."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Well,its the honest truth peanut!

[worstwolverinee]

"Sometimes the truth doesn't need to be said. Especially when you think it.."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

It does though! Sometimes sharing is caring and people agree with it!

[worstwolverinee]

"uhuh. Sometimes. Very.. very rarely."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

You just don't know the joy and whimsy of having little filter 😔

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

@worstwolverinee ))

"Why are there so many Wade variants on this fuckass earth."

Awww,is wolvie jealous that the marvel multiverse spat out a very sexy guy for him to handle?

[worstwolverinee]

"None of that sentence is true."

He huffed.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

*gasp*

RUDE.

If the multiverse spat multiple yous out of be happy and cream myself!

[worstwolverinee]

"Great. Oversharing again, Wade."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Well,its the honest truth peanut!

[worstwolverinee]

"Sometimes the truth doesn't need to be said. Especially when you think it.."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

It does though! Sometimes sharing is caring and people agree with it!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

@worstwolverinee ))

"Why are there so many Wade variants on this fuckass earth."

Awww,is wolvie jealous that the marvel multiverse spat out a very sexy guy for him to handle?

[worstwolverinee]

"None of that sentence is true."

He huffed.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

*gasp*

RUDE.

If the multiverse spat multiple yous out of be happy and cream myself!

[worstwolverinee]

"Great. Oversharing again, Wade."

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Well,its the honest truth peanut!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

@worstwolverinee ))

"Why are there so many Wade variants on this fuckass earth."

Awww,is wolvie jealous that the marvel multiverse spat out a very sexy guy for him to handle?

[worstwolverinee]

"None of that sentence is true."

He huffed.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

*gasp*

RUDE.

If the multiverse spat multiple yous out of be happy and cream myself!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

What's the best way to get a Deadpool to forgive you. Asking for a friend.

Who is not me, it's someone else.

Well if you didn't fuck up too badly go for something they like, small but it shows that you're sorry.

But say your "friend" messed up big time,then just let him forgive you when time comes. Cool off and try again later.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's probably an 11/10, so from what I understand, a Unicorn plushie and all-you-can-eat tacos won't work. Okay, I will tell my friend then. Thank you. Don't put air quotes around "friend". I told you it's not me. It's someone I know who you wouldn't know.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Alright, relax I won't do that again. Sometimes a friend is just the person who hides the face they messed up in the disguise of having a friend who did it. It's a classic romance move.

But I suppose good luck with that. Give me an update on how that works out~

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Nothing romantic is happening!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

For now~

Alright ball busting aside is that all you need?

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Unless you have a time machine I can borrow, then no.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Yeah I don't.

..Alright then see ya Norm.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

What's the best way to get a Deadpool to forgive you. Asking for a friend.

Who is not me, it's someone else.

Well if you didn't fuck up too badly go for something they like, small but it shows that you're sorry.

But say your "friend" messed up big time,then just let him forgive you when time comes. Cool off and try again later.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's probably an 11/10, so from what I understand, a Unicorn plushie and all-you-can-eat tacos won't work. Okay, I will tell my friend then. Thank you. Don't put air quotes around "friend". I told you it's not me. It's someone I know who you wouldn't know.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Alright, relax I won't do that again. Sometimes a friend is just the person who hides the face they messed up in the disguise of having a friend who did it. It's a classic romance move.

But I suppose good luck with that. Give me an update on how that works out~

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

Nothing romantic is happening!

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

For now~

Alright ball busting aside is that all you need?

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

What's the best way to get a Deadpool to forgive you. Asking for a friend.

Who is not me, it's someone else.

Well if you didn't fuck up too badly go for something they like, small but it shows that you're sorry.

But say your "friend" messed up big time,then just let him forgive you when time comes. Cool off and try again later.

[norman-osborn-oscorp-ceo]

It's probably an 11/10, so from what I understand, a Unicorn plushie and all-you-can-eat tacos won't work. Okay, I will tell my friend then. Thank you. Don't put air quotes around "friend". I told you it's not me. It's someone I know who you wouldn't know.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Alright, relax I won't do that again. Sometimes a friend is just the person who hides the face they messed up in the disguise of having a friend who did it. It's a classic romance move.

But I suppose good luck with that. Give me an update on how that works out~

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

What's the best way to get a Deadpool to forgive you. Asking for a friend.

Who is not me, it's someone else.

Well if you didn't fuck up too badly go for something they like, small but it shows that you're sorry.

But say your "friend" messed up big time,then just let him forgive you when time comes. Cool off and try again later.

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

@worstwolverinee ))

"Why are there so many Wade variants on this fuckass earth."

Awww,is wolvie jealous that the marvel multiverse spat out a very sexy guy for him to handle?

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Deadpool did you teach Zoey how to use guns? That's such a dadass move.

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fdo-you-think-zoey-would-know-how-to-handle-a-gun-v0-1c421jckbrtf1.jpeg%3Fwidth%3D1080%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3Daf9872547163eb36e541ed08686397a35502bf15

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8mqcv9d59ktf1.gif

Hehe,I may or may not have had the pleasure of teaching her ;3

[superheroes-or-whatever]

Uncanny Avengers (2015-) #20 art by Pepe Larraz

[greenheart-anon]

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

God I ate so much last night.

Felt like a pregnant woman in the middle of an IKEA

[yotonystark]

Marcus. I have a proposition for you so I won't hurt you or Mr rabbit heart attack over here even if I badly want to.

How about you try and eat wade. His blood isn't good but he can regenerate what he loses and you won't have to hurt Zoe...so it's a win win

plus I hate that fucker

-Ace

Oh so the overgrown pussycat offers a victim instead of letting me waste his nine lives? I thought you liked biting~

*Marcus sounds amused but he sounded a bit slutty when he said this. But he was also pissed off and desperate for finding something that's filling and to fill this weird void of a feeling that he currently felt. He blames Remy. This was his fault he feels..feelings*

[its-gambit]

Ignoring your very hormonally charged statement..

Yeah. Im not really up to being pissed off currently. I want to be and I really want to pick you apart like a Crawfish for what you did to one of my kids. Before you ask yes I mean Zoe,yes I called her my kid because in a weird way she is..a niece?

.. Look just bother wade. I know you're taking your anger out on Zoe over missing your man. But trust me it doesn't help. It just drives ya mad

[yotonystark]

...Fine. not because you said so. But because this person sounds more fun to screw around with than you

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Why are you offering me up like a whole ass meal 😭

[deadpool-wade-wilson]

Anderson smash or pass?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BgCLouENn-A&pp=ygURYW5kZXJzb24gaGVsbHNpbmc%3D

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dL6JxRtBtnM&pp=ygUiV2VyZSBwYWxhZGlucyBub3QgcmFwaXN0cyBoZWxsc2luZw%3D%3D

smash