organized chaos

Cris - she/her - 28 “And when the bitches come for you, murder them with kindness.”

[facinaoris]

Bless the Daughter Raised by a Voice in Her Head, Warsan Shire

[nemuiro]

雨の日

It’s a Rainy Day

[matchagirl]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

I get a strike at the bowling alley and the screen plays a clip of me being born

[nerdygaymormon]

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

[etakeh]

So I followed the link to the website and found the longer list.

The website puts a link to the USDA site which links to foodsafety dot gov who really wants you to use the app, but you can bypass it.

Also a link to the Canadian government's advisory on best-before dates.

Both sites have links to pages that get more into food storage.

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[fairycosmos]

they should invent an enough that is enough

[fairycosmos]

i can’t remember if i wrote this about ocd or money or buddhism or doom scrolling or self image or time or grief

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[angelvvrath]

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[mushroom-soup-is-my-religion]

[ozempicofficial]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Time loops strike again 😔

[fallenangelvictorious]

No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄

[ruusverd]

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

[velvetcloak]

water lily details @ dior | fall-winter 2026/2027

[fellshish]

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

[romanitas]

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

[polniaczek]

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995)

[polls-by-fip]

im curious about a specific generational divide

regardless of you being queer or not, did your parents ever gave you the "if you turn out to be gay it would be fine" talk, before you ever had the chance to say anything on your own about that?

gen z, yes

gen z, no

millenial, yes

millenial, no

gen x, yes

gen X, no

baby boomer, yes

baby boomer, no

Remaining time: 4 days 3 hours

because it happened to me and im wondering if this was a product of the ongoing cultural change around gay issues. before i ever had the chance to say to my parents "i am this" my mom was already sitting me aside to tell me "if there is anything you want to tell me, i want you to know ill accept you no matter what"

[were--ralph]

why is he standing up

[were--ralph]

i dont know if this is a safe place

[pulim-thirsts]

Safe place to what?

[were--ralph]

[bigmickswingin]

[grumpkinpumpkinhead]

Harkness test for the uninitiated:

Question 1: Does the character have human intelligence or greater?

Question 2: Can the character talk or otherwise communicate with language?

Question 3: Is the character of sexual maturity for its species? 

It's essentially used to determine if a non-human or alien character could be considered an acceptable sexual partner.

Here's the famous visual reference:

Scooby-Doo passes the Harkness test, by these standards.

All that said - would.

[bigmickswingin]

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