[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[heated-blanket]

i get something like seasonal depression but it’s for tuesdays

[heated-blanket]

tuesday is the mind-killer. tuesday is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face my tueaday. i will permit it to pass over me and through me. and when it has gone past i will turn the inner eye to see its path. where the tuesday has gone there will be the rest of the week.

[terrence-tich]

its problematic to go to the store

[heated-blanket]

sucks that no matter how bad you feel you can NOT kill yourself. you simply mustn’t.

[heated-blanket]

(fishing for compliments) do you think god has forsaken me?

[heated-blanket]

it’s hard to explain to people that you have chronic misfortune it’s like I don’t what to tell you but you really just need to imagine that I am cursed. god has forsaken me. whatever.

[heated-blanket]

unfortunately, god has forsaken me

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[probuccalfat]

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

[heated-blanket]

the lady who can i speak to your manager’d me elaborated that she was from a business we at one point got wholesale pastries from and that we had a very long overdue invoice and she couldn’t get in contact with our boss/the owner and i was like yeah sorry idk anything about that and can’t help you with that personally but our boss is not here but i will definitely let her know! and she was like okay good well i will come back here every day until i DO speak to her and i was like oh okay well she’s really busy lately and she isn’t here very often and we never really know when she will show up but ya i’ll let her know! and i think it kind of disarmed her when she realized neither me nor my coworker could help her and we weren’t really playing into her can-i-speak-to-your-managerisms so she left seemingly deflated and then i texted my boss and was like upset lady came in from business asking for you re: overdue invoice and said there’s an overdue invoice 😳😳😳 and my boss was like oh man i think i do owe them for the one final invoice 😳😳😳 paying it now and sent me the screenshot of an invoice from last march lollll

[heated-blanket]

i got can i speak to your manager’d today and i was like ohh ummm. we don’t really have that here

[lamignonette]

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[64mpg]

finishing something you worked really hard for feels like nothing

[brucespringsteencomments]

[s1ck0]

marie léon