I wrote this song to sing

Christopher Alexander Grove. 23 years old. Police Academy Graduate. First-time Father. Relationship Status: Married to my Kryptonite. Found my weakness on 3/19/12 Got married to her on 8/21/12

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

Why didn’t you? I feel like you of all people would say something. Thank you, I just don’t want to move, I’m feeling extra lazy today. I’m doing fine, and you know how I hate feet. It would just stress me out more. Cuddles are the best option. 

Nope. I went to class, spoke a little Italian, wrote some Chinese characters and did a fake phonecall in French. She’s great. She’s kicking a lot which is amazing. Not really, until I had to stand up to present. Then she kicked my bladder, but it happens… Hey, have I told you I love you lately?

[chris-grove-blog]

Didn't want to crush their little dreams, I guess. Then be lazy. Be as lazy as you wanna be. Yeah, yeah, I know. I just..thought I should at least offer.

....You know, I don't think I'll ever figure out how your brain soaks up all those languages. It's amazing, really. I can barely speak English properly and that's the only language I know. She's being pretty active then, huh? Active and destructive. Just like her father...Hm? Oh yeah, you've told me. But it's always nice to hear it over and over. I love you too, babe. Forever and always, remember?

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[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

Oh gosh. That is a real shame. Mostly the bad music part. Kids today think that they can be famous because of youtube and stuff, but you know… If you don’t have talent, you don’t have talent. Yeah, but it’s okay. It’s been worse. No, come here. We can cuddle in bed and you don’t have to rub my feet. That is simply asking too much. 

[chris-grove-blog]

Pretty much, but someone should've told them that they sucked. I should've done that. Okay, okay, we'll just cuddle where we are. You sure? Alright, well if you want me to, I would. I just wanna make sure you're doing okay.

Anyways, tell me more about your day- do anything interesting? Oh, and how was our little angel? I hope she wasn't bothering you too much today.

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

You have every right to be worried, so I understand. 

What kind of noise complaint? Like a party, or music, or animals, or sex? You wanna go cuddle? I could really use some TLC, my ankles are so swollen from the day. 

[chris-grove-blog]

Music. It was this group of kids playing in their garage. They had a band or whatever, so all their stuff was hooked up into amps. The volume that they were using was way too high, and full of bass. Plus, they didn't sound too good. In my opinion, they were disgracing the beautiful tone of rock and roll. All swollen? Aw babe, I'm sorry, but yeah- we can do whatever. Just sit on the couch and relax. I'll even rub your feet if you want me to, I don't mind. 

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

Of course, I promised you didn’t I? I still had to go to class, but I got a handicap stop because of my belly, so I barely had to walk there. 

How was work? Anything new?

[chris-grove-blog]

Yeah, I know you promised. I'm just a worried man.

Oh well, you know, not much. Well, I was called down to a house because of a noise complaint but we were able to handle it pretty quickly. Other than that, not much. Not that I care though. All I wanna do is sleep and spend time with my two favourite girls. 

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

Hello world. 

[chris-grove-blog]

Hey there pretty lady. Been off your feet as much as you could today...Right?

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

You get worried? Oh stop it. You’re so freaking cute. I just wanna kiss you all the time. I’ll take it easy. Tomorrow, I’ll take the whole day off and just relax on the couch. I think you should do the same, but that’s another story. We won’t watch The Notebook. Hmm, how about like Austin Powers or something stupid like that? Obviously your lips. She’s going to be a cute baby and girl if I do say so myself. 

I know, I believe you, I just feel bad that you had to be stuck doing paperwork. I’m sorry Easton is so boring. Why did they even send you here if nothing happens? He did, I know, shocking. We had a big fight over it. Hun, he’s married to Kit now. He’s so gay it hurts. I know we had a history, but like… There is nothing there. We even talked about that. I’m married to you. I love you.  You’re the one I’m having Ryan with. She’s ours. I know you don’t really like him, but civil is all I ask for. Have I told you that you’re the best thing ever today? 

[chris-grove-blog]

I'm pretty sure you could kiss me all the time if you really wanted to. So, I won't stop you. Good, take it easy, and I really wish that I could join you but I can't. Sorry, babe. I don't get a break until the weekend. Austin Powers? Yeah, yeah, we can definitely watch that. Sounds good. She'll be the best looking kid in the world.

It's only paperwork for a while. I'm sure things will become more interesting soon. Especially when Easton parties start happening. I'm sure I'll be called to rush over and shut stuff down, or talk about getting a noise complaint. I can wait for that stuff, though. If I gotta do paperwork, then it's what I gotta do. Jules, I don't care what history you two had. I mean...I care, but I don't care. You know? I've just never gotten along with the guy, and I don't think that'll change much. But, I did promise that I'd be civil and I'm going to keep that promise. Yeah well, I try. 

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[jackson-holmes]

You’re no fun, Chrissy-boy

[chris-grove-blog]

Don't call me that.

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

But I’ve never been lazy. You know this and I know this. I’m always moving, I’ve always been that way. Remember when I was head of Pemberly and I always had events going. It’s just how I am. Okay, well, what movie do you want to watch? I can’t do gore or scary because I’ll get sick or stressed and then Ryan will freak. Oh hush up. You’re going to make me blush. I want her to be a mix of us. I want her to have your lips, hands down. Maybe your face structure too. You have amazing cheek bones. 

Top secret my behind. You tell me everything and vise versa. But fine, I get it. I won’t pry. Hey, you’re living the dream and even though it has it’s downs, I have heard countless stories of amazing things. OH! Speaking of stories, you should sit down with Zach. He went to bootcamp for a bit. You guys might finally be able to bond over something. 

[chris-grove-blog]

Yeah, I remember, and I know you're always moving. I just- I get worried, okay? It doesn't matter how pregnant you are. I just wanna make sure that you'll take it easy, alright? Umm..doesn't matter to me. We can watch a comedy or something. I just don't wanna be watching The Notebook, that's all I ask. My lips, huh? Yeah well, I think we both have a good facial structure. So she'll be good with either or. 

There seriously isn't anything to tell, Jules. Nothing happened at work what so ever. You know that if something did, I would be rushing to tell you like an excited child. ...Zach went to bootcamp? Honey, I said I'd be civil with the guy, not try to be his best friend. But...I'll talk to him about it, nonetheless. I know it'll make you happy. 

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

I’m not fully excuses though. I don’t want people to baby me because I’m carrying a baby. But relaxing needs to happen. You wanna watch a movie with me tonight? Me too… Oh I wish. I hate waiting. I just want her right now to cuddle with.

A real job. Paper work, what kinds? Like old reports and stuff? You cannot think like that, but if you really want be a stereo-type, I’ll have to accept it. Ryan is thankful. She loves when I eat.

[chris-grove-blog]

And there you go, trying to be as independent as possible. I'm not saying people should baby you though...I'm just saying that you could totally get away with being extremely lazy. Do I wanna watch a movie with you? Of course I do, babe. But just...not some stupid chick-flick, okay? I'm really excited to see how she looks. I hope she looks more like you than me. I want her to share your beauty.

That is top secret information, darling. But yeah, just some old paper work that I pushed off to the very last second. It's too boring. Makes me wanna fall asleep, but it's all part of the job. I just wanna be apart of the donut stereotype. That's a dream come true. And yeah, you and Ryan are welcome. 

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

I’m only like a month and a half over the half way mark, so I can still do things, like school. But I know, relax. Even the doctor said I’m stressing too much. Yeah, she’s such a little spitfire already. 

Well, I’m glad you didn’t have to do anything too crazy today. Nothing at the academy either? Huh, I feel like people are just being so chill lately. Donuts… Really hun? Okay. Well, since you saved me one I guessI can’t judge. 

[chris-grove-blog]

Still, relaxing is key. You can use the pregnancy as such a good excuse. You should really take full advantage of it. I can't wait until I can finally see her, and hold her. Can't you hurry the pregnancy up or something? Just pop her out already. 

Nope, nothing at all today. It was pretty quiet around the office, so I just caught up on some paper work. Yes, donuts. It's all part of the job, I can be as stereotypical as I desire. I'm just a really thoughtful husband, okay. I'm always looking out for my girls. 

[zachvanderbilt]

At the very least, we can try.

[chris-grove-blog]

I think the effort will be what counts.

[alexander-lyon]

I haven’t the slightest clue.

[chris-grove-blog]

Well then, I guess we'll just have to wait and see why.

[julesy-bean-deactivated20140721]

Oh goodness… I’m good, a bit achey, but it’s fine. Ryan has been pretty chill all day, until we started talking. Now she’s kicking up a storm right in my ribs… I think she likes hearing your voice. 

How are you? Anything exciting today? A drug bust? Car crash? Anything?

[chris-grove-blog]

I'm happy to hear that you're taking it easy. Because you really should be relaxing as much as you can. Oh, is she? That's my girl. 

Ehhh..Nothing exciting. I mean, I didn't get called out to do anything crazy. I did get some donuts, which sounds pretty cliche. But I saved one for you. 

[zachvanderbilt]

No more fighting. It’s not good for the baby or for Jules, especially not right now.

[chris-grove-blog]

Yeah, no more fighting. I'm pretty sure we'll be able to get along.