Curlyhaired Nerd

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[neilcicierega]

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

[queenentina-deactivated20180121]

“good job” i whisper to myself after doing absolutely nothing useful

[chris-pybacon]

@cakelocked99

[crazyforspacey-deactivated20240]

Kevin Spacey in Outbreak (1995)

[chasingspacey]

Ginger Kevin in my guilty pleasure movie :D 

[harrystylesdaily]

yungeateat: LOOK WHAT ZAYN DISA TO MY MAMA 

[hisroyalhighnessmalik-deact]

HER MOTHER IN THE BACKGROUND THO “ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😫😫😫😫😫

[vanillascentedthot]

“He got my pillow talking and my pillow wet”

[princesconsuela]

[saskiakeultjes]

Beyonsleigh

[islaputa]

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[fuckitthispic]

How Lemonade should have ended

[sw-or-gtfo-deactivated20211219]

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

[lizawithazed]

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

[radissonclaire]

Acrobatic Gymnastics World Championships 2016 | Chinese Women’s Group

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

Witchcraft 

[black-morticia]

[yemme]

This is Excellence in Motion.

[hippity-hoppity-brigade]

go watch that link. my eyes are SO WIDE.

[thishartominefeelz]

O.O x a milly

[lizwarrensgirl]

“i can see your bra” good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.

[thishartominefeelz]

This.

[monicas]

                                         ♦  FRIENDS Nine - Nine  ♦

                        “Officer Bing has gotta 10-100. That’s pee-pee.”

[chris-pybacon]

Me watching romantic movie: This is cliche bullshit.

Me watching same romantic movie but with gay people: This is romantic as shit I am in love.

[weloveshortvideos]

[micdotcom]

Sage advice. See more highlights from Drake’s superb SNL.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every drink is just a mixture of water and something that is not water.

[takkytakk]

get a load of these useless lesbians!!!!

[princesconsuela]