a very good bit from MBMBAM episode 220
Justin: Beach tee shirts relax me now!
Justin: I donāt know what it is, I-
Griffin: Weāre killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.
Justin: I will, I - so, so sue me! Itās October in West Virginia, Iād like to live on island time for a day.
Justin: Cut me some slack.
Griffin: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? āCause Iāve got your history right here in the sidebar:
[Growing increasingly angry]
āTake It Backā by Jimmy Buffett,
āNautical Wheelersā by Jimmy Buffett,
āJolly Mon Singā by Jimmy Buffett,
[Justin holding back laughter as Griffin continues]
āSteamerā by Jimmy Buffett!
āTreat Her Like a Ladyā by Jimmy Buffett!
āMananaā by Jimmy Buffett!
āWhen Salome Plays the Drumā by James Buffett,
āHavana Daydreamingā [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!
[Justin and Travis losing their shit]
Justin: I had a case of the Mondays!
Griffin: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my BROTHER!
Justin: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase āem away!
Travis: I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Justin makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other people how to live their lives-
Griffin: How to do fuck all!
[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]
Griffin: [completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?