Egg Hell

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[kaylmao]

[targetedknowledge]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[tall]

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this is the final, ultimate peak of dril tweets and the signal to end the era of weird twitter forever

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[veryluckyclovers]

happy pride!!!!

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[lakevida]

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

[kommetz]

reading a textbook for class and i’m going insane. why is this just poetry. what. this is a STEM class what’s going on.

[kommetz]

HELLO????? HELLO?????

[homeboygirl]

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

[copycatgirl36]

loser

[homeboygirl]

FUUUUUUUCK !!

[jenny-holzer]

[anxeious]

[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender