here’s the qui-gon and obi-wan vs darth maul fight from phantom menace but tracked to gimme gimme gimme by abba
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styofa doing anything
KIROKAZE
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

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trying on a metaphor

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noise dept.
Today's Document
i don't do bad sauce passes
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni

oozey mess
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Misplaced Lens Cap

Product Placement
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here’s the qui-gon and obi-wan vs darth maul fight from phantom menace but tracked to gimme gimme gimme by abba
@dragonhoardsbookz @fabledtactician
Another tidbit of Mando lore;
Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as “fun lightsaber practice”.
During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is “A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi’s face.”
Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire
Mando’ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch
everyone: you can’t beat the jedi. they’ll just deflect your blasters
the mandalorians:
Why does *this* Santa never visit my hearth? Even when I’ve been good…
i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough
It’s here! You can finally order my full, 79-card tarot deck online as of right now! here’s a video of me flicking through it with my real human hands!
https://joesparrow.bigcartel.com/product/complete-tarot-deck-major-minor-arcana
The deck costs £30 plus post & packaging, which (thanks to a weak pound right now, cough brexit cough) means it comes out around 40-ish dollars for you yanks out there.
This is the most I’ve charged for a single product so far so I’m a little nervous about whether people will buy it, but in my unbiased opinion it’s worth the price - you get a LOT of art for your buck and it feels really nice to hold in your hands. Plus I don’t want to get all Boyhood about it but it technically took me like 4 years to make, so.
Stock is relatively limited, so if you want one definitely get your order in ASAP. I mean, if they sell out I’ll print more, I guess? Am I being a bad salesman for saying that? I’m supposed to put PRESSURE on you to buy RIGHT NOW before it’s GONE, aren’t I? Eh.
Anyway, hope you like it and, should you use it, I wish you only the most auspicious of readings.
…also - what’s that card there at the bottom of the deck??????? 🤔🤔🤔
https://joesparrow.bigcartel.com/product/complete-tarot-deck-major-minor-arcana
GOAT in more ways than one … I bet she faxed this, too. 👑🔥📠
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i just witnessed a murder from 25 years ago
some say shes still chilling in cedar rapids to this day
Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.
Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so
Just carry a purse…
But I told him I was masc :(
this was 20 years ago and nothing’s changed
Unfortunately
#best plot twist in modern film history
tweet of the year
I’m all in the club throwing Duracell batteries
lmaooo
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.