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[thebestoftumbling]

guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns

[openlysinning]

Is this Sans? This is Sans.

[blogtitletaken]

I love how close she is to killing him.

[chrisperss]

It Is Wintertime

bug: hi

me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Their interaction is enough to turn even the grinchiest Grinch into a total holiday believer.

[pinche-aquarius]

Let that bitch know 

[gogoadaggio]

READ THAT BITCH

[whenyougetrightdowntoit-deactiv]

They thought he was gonna be one of their “yes man” black correspondents…

[stay-hyyer]

That was on fox????

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

Drag haaaaaa!!!!!!!

[chekhovs-thug]

He is a hero, I’m so here for it

[cakeybootydummydumb]

when he said the culture of these crazy white boys shooting up schools. oh my gosh.

[mexicofifa-deactivated20141019]

when ur mom drags u but its true

[chrisperss]

literally half-assedly bringing my blog back because people want to see the mccolfer masterpost... my mission in life is complete

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[weloveshortvideos]

[meanplastic]

[foxmulders]

seeing your mutuals post but not being able to reply 

[thenathanzed]

she about to drop the greatest in-class presentation of 2015

[chriscolfernews]

[chrisperss]

hrhchriscolfer Hey kiddos! I’ll be hanging out with Chica on the @SproutChannel tomorrow at 9:40am EST! Coolest chicken I’ve ever met.

[notparishilton]

[weloveshortvideos]

[tach0la-deactivated20180420]

i died 5 times watching this

[themself-deactivated20160923]

i can do this probably

[jumex]

How I get to class

[whitegirlsaintshit]

You can tell when they’re like “chill chill chill chill chill son”

[micdotcom]

[busket]

micdotcom:

This 14-year-old Muslim American student was detained for bringing a homemade clock to school 

Ahmed Mohamed, a 14-year-old Muslim student was arrested at his high school in Irving, Texas, after bringing a homemade clock to class, which school officials mistook for a bomb. Mohamed showed his engineering teacher first, but when the alarmed went off later in the day, that’s when the trouble started. 

[tinakris]

my aesthetic is people who portray dark, stoic and broody characters on screen and when you see them off screen in interviews and whatnot they’re like the personification of sunshine, cupcakes and kittens

[nolfisher]

[httpluto]

me: (isnt being shown constant love and affection by a specific person) me: they hate me