CJ The Chrissie Cat

CJ | OFFICIAL | 40 (Human)/6 (Cat) | Cat Mom/Staff is Gengro | PRO ABOMASNOW

[quinn-gengro]

CJ, A Cute Black Furry Chrissie Cat

He’s a Chrissie Cat. Meow.

[gyaradosgoro]

CJ should pin this.

[chrissiecatcj]

FINAL UPDATE:

SUSPECT HAS BEEN IDENTIFIED AS A KALOS STARTER. I FOUND OFFICIAL RECORDS OF THIS MID EVOLUTION MIMING ALL THREE OF THE VICTIMS! ARREST THIS NATION ONLINE AND IN PERSON NOW!!!!

[chrissiecatcj]

THE ORBITER WAVE OF QUENBY QUADROS

It’s official, Kalosians are discovering her story and her art.

[chrissiecatcj]

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Kitty cats, the culprit is from Johto. We just caught him. He’s not who you think it is. He’s going to be placed under arrest when we get in contact with him.

And there he is…

[king-aries96]

Umm, that’s not who we’re looking for… the real culprit is actually in Kalos and his name is QUINCY QUINTANILLA.

[chrissiecatcj]

Oh… I forgot his name…

Oops…

[chrissiecatcj]

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Kitty cats, the culprit is from Johto. We just caught him. He’s not who you think it is. He’s going to be placed under arrest when we get in contact with him.

And there he is…

[king-aries96]

PEOPLE LOOK AT ME I ALWAYS QUACK!

[chrissiecatcj]

Did you just…. did you just tell people you made duck sounds? This is a serious investigation.

[chrissiecatcj]

Attention, felines!

Calico just got off the phone with Weatherstar4000video. She just heard it wasn’t a Poliwhirl, but rather a nation with a black circle for a body, a yellow hat, and green shoes. He has yellow eyes and hair. He bears a resemblance to his clone from Weatherstar’s show.

Wherever he may be, we need to stop him! Let’s go, kitty cats!

[lysanderavagoth]

She kinda looks like the cat 😭

[chrissiecatcj]

OATMEAL

[haikumon]

#065

All grown up; it’s a Moustachioed genius With double the spoons.

[victoria-the-tux]

I picked the fox with the spoons. How do you rate him?

[chrissiecatcj]

He’s 5 stars. Great guy. Met him at the Vaporwave Simulation game in 2014 and had a grand ol’ time there.

[haikumon]

#074

The strongest climber That can scale any mountain Without using legs.

[armaldo-ariola]

remember when he was everyone’s favorite rock type?

[chrissiecatcj]

We all do, Armaldo. And then you took over the throne because of the OSHA squad.

[haikumon]

#094

Under the moonlight, Your shadow turns against you; It’s too late to run.

[weezingwaters]

Gengar Grover would’ve been this cat’s choice for a name if it hadn’t been for Inteleon.

[chrissiecatcj]

Gengro’s better off with the other name. And who is this chameleon?

[haikumon]

#122

Complex sleight of hand Enables it to create Invisible walls.

[alakazam-alakazane]

he married hypno and evolved marcel. was mimed by someone but it’s not winston, right?

[chrissiecatcj]

It is. He’s our suspect until further notice. Also with Hypno, what happened there? Why was Marcel evolved?

[haikumon]

#061

Avert your eyes from That spiralling abdomen, Or be put to sleep.

[watchogwillow]

this guy, king chrissie. the reason i picked him was because he gave me a swirlie piece last night

[chrissiecatcj]

Aww… that is so sweet and kind. I’m assuming this isn’t something Poli would normally do? I hope I’m wrong.

[haikumon]

#004

Unlike most lifeforms, Being on fire at all times Is the ideal.

[winston-win505]

CJ, I have terrible news. The screaming kids got this Pokémon and Zubat.

[chrissiecatcj]

Oh no! I hope Charmander recovers from this. I can’t imagine the experience he endured if I was in his shoes.

[chrissiecatcj]

ROLL CALL EVERYONE!

EVERYONE IN WEAVILE’S CIRCLE MUST PICK A HAIKU FROM WALREIN’S HAIKU SERIES!

Why pick from his haiku series?

It’s because we need to avoid the Sonichu clique. They have invaded certain feline kingdoms in Alaska and we don’t want ours to come crumbling down. Also Chris-Chan did some really bad things related to family so let’s keep Sonichu out of our growing kingdom on Planet Krumkake.

Stay safe, fellow Pokémon!

[chrissiecatcj]

Chris Chan supports dog-friendly content. That will NOT be tolerated in our kingdom, and the person in question is considered persona non grata in Kalos.

He has supported homophobia and racism in the past, starting in the 2000s. It states in the feline agenda that homophobia and racism of any kind is PROHIBITED.

The most recent charges against this person will have him denied entry in our feline kingdom in all eight regions.

[chrissiecatcj]

The feline kingdom does NOT tolerate dog propaganda and the negative publicity cats receive from the canine-friendly media of any kind. If you do not like felines, you will be banned from my feline kingdom. This is your first and only warning, dog lovers.