Gyarados 🌊🐬

OFFICIAL // the atrocious pokemon \\ Gyara and Geo for LYFE || GARDEVOIR AND GALLADE STAN

[goanimatescreencaps]

[gyaradosgoro]

SEE? I TOLD EVERYBODY QUIQUIN IS STILL TRIGG.

QWILFISH 5TH GEN = CURRENT QWILFISH

NOTHING IN GACHA CLUB PROFILE WAS TRUE. IT’S A HOAX.

TRIGG?!?

[qwilfishquiquin]

do not call me that anymore. i am going to be qwilfish for the rest of my life. if you ever call me that again, i will have to present evidence.

[gyaradosgoro]

TREECKO. TRIGG.

[qwilfishquiquin]

wanna try again?

[gyaradosgoro]

YOU WERE TREECKO???!?? TREECKO IS CONFUSED.

[qwilfishquiquin]

*whispers qwilfish*

excuse me? wanna try again, gyarados?

[gyaradosgoro]

TREECKO.

[armaldo-ariola]

GYARADOS, FOR THE LAST TIME, HE’S NO LONGER TREECKO AND HE’S NO LONGER TRIGG! STOP CALLING HIM THAT!

[qwilfishquiquin]

GYARADOS, ONE LAST TIME, AND I’M EVOLVING YOUR KIRLIA!

oh, btw this your kirlia?

[gyaradosgoro]

yes, that’s mine, and her name is cassidy. treecko, you don’t have a kirlia who doesn’t like pastel and neon colors, listen to her kind of music or lay on the couch, eating pizza and binge watching netflix. you DO have a gardevoir who is just like the queso queso girls.

[qwilfishquiquin]

your kirlia is no longer in her native alola… she remains in johto until further notice.

one…

more…

time…

and she’s done for…

do you understand me?

[gyaradosgoro]

trigg, remember the time when your treecko got arrested multiple times by duolingo police?

[gyaradosgoro]

SEE? I TOLD EVERYBODY QUIQUIN IS STILL TRIGG.

QWILFISH 5TH GEN = CURRENT QWILFISH

NOTHING IN GACHA CLUB PROFILE WAS TRUE. IT’S A HOAX.

TRIGG?!?

[qwilfishquiquin]

do not call me that anymore. i am going to be qwilfish for the rest of my life. if you ever call me that again, i will have to present evidence.

[gyaradosgoro]

TREECKO. TRIGG.

[qwilfishquiquin]

wanna try again?

[gyaradosgoro]

YOU WERE TREECKO???!?? TREECKO IS CONFUSED.

[qwilfishquiquin]

*whispers qwilfish*

excuse me? wanna try again, gyarados?

[gyaradosgoro]

TREECKO.

[armaldo-ariola]

GYARADOS, FOR THE LAST TIME, HE’S NO LONGER TREECKO AND HE’S NO LONGER TRIGG! STOP CALLING HIM THAT!

[qwilfishquiquin]

GYARADOS, ONE LAST TIME, AND I’M EVOLVING YOUR KIRLIA!

oh, btw this your kirlia?

[gyaradosgoro]

yes, that’s mine, and her name is cassidy. treecko, you don’t have a kirlia who doesn’t like pastel and neon colors, listen to her kind of music or lay on the couch, eating pizza and binge watching netflix. you DO have a gardevoir who is just like the queso queso girls.

[gyaradosgoro]

SEE? I TOLD EVERYBODY QUIQUIN IS STILL TRIGG.

QWILFISH 5TH GEN = CURRENT QWILFISH

NOTHING IN GACHA CLUB PROFILE WAS TRUE. IT’S A HOAX.

TRIGG?!?

[qwilfishquiquin]

do not call me that anymore. i am going to be qwilfish for the rest of my life. if you ever call me that again, i will have to present evidence.

[gyaradosgoro]

TREECKO. TRIGG.

[qwilfishquiquin]

wanna try again?

[gyaradosgoro]

YOU WERE TREECKO???!?? TREECKO IS CONFUSED.

[qwilfishquiquin]

*whispers qwilfish*

excuse me? wanna try again, gyarados?

[gyaradosgoro]

TREECKO.

[gyaradosgoro]

SEE? I TOLD EVERYBODY QUIQUIN IS STILL TRIGG.

QWILFISH 5TH GEN = CURRENT QWILFISH

NOTHING IN GACHA CLUB PROFILE WAS TRUE. IT’S A HOAX.

TRIGG?!?

[qwilfishquiquin]

do not call me that anymore. i am going to be qwilfish for the rest of my life. if you ever call me that again, i will have to present evidence.

[gyaradosgoro]

TREECKO. TRIGG.

[qwilfishquiquin]

wanna try again?

[gyaradosgoro]

YOU WERE TREECKO???!?? TREECKO IS CONFUSED.

[gyaradosgoro]

SEE? I TOLD EVERYBODY QUIQUIN IS STILL TRIGG.

QWILFISH 5TH GEN = CURRENT QWILFISH

NOTHING IN GACHA CLUB PROFILE WAS TRUE. IT’S A HOAX.

TRIGG?!?

[qwilfishquiquin]

do not call me that anymore. i am going to be qwilfish for the rest of my life. if you ever call me that again, i will have to present evidence.

[gyaradosgoro]

TREECKO. TRIGG.

[gyaradosgoro]

SEE? I TOLD EVERYBODY QUIQUIN IS STILL TRIGG.

QWILFISH 5TH GEN = CURRENT QWILFISH

NOTHING IN GACHA CLUB PROFILE WAS TRUE. IT’S A HOAX.

TRIGG?!?

[quinn-gengro]

i don’t know if cali’s noticed it…. her name isn’t actually calico caudill because quinn quattrochi named her quinn and then tried to hide the fact she gave her this name by calling her quenby…

[hypno-the-tapir-queen]

that’s a lil something…

[gyaradosgoro]

SUSPICIOUS? YES…

OHIO OSBOURNE, REAL NAME QUINCY QUARTO…

TREECKO TOWE, REAL NAME QUIQUIN QUICK…

POLIWHIRL POLI, REAL NAME QUAPUTZI QUARTO…

[qwilfishquiquin]

look, this isn’t even funny… omastar’s name starts with a Q???!!?

[gyaradosgoro]

*presents argument that quiquin is still trigg and nothing happened*

5th gen qwilfish is still the current qwilfish

[quinn-gengro]

i don’t know if cali’s noticed it…. her name isn’t actually calico caudill because quinn quattrochi named her quinn and then tried to hide the fact she gave her this name by calling her quenby…

[hypno-the-tapir-queen]

that’s a lil something…

[gyaradosgoro]

SUSPICIOUS? YES…

OHIO OSBOURNE, REAL NAME QUINCY QUARTO…

TREECKO TOWE, REAL NAME QUIQUIN QUICK…

POLIWHIRL POLI, REAL NAME QUAPUTZI QUARTO…

[gyaradosgoro]

QUILLADIN + NICHOLAS CAGE = ??????

[kazeesnep]

[gyaradosgoro]

THERE IS A QUILLADIN.

[gifdrome]

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[quenbyyy]

how do people find chinese panda meme funny

[gyaradosgoro]

and you missed the joke

[animusrox]

Doctor Strange (2016) dir. Scott Derrickson

[gyaradosgoro]

i’m bored

[poliwhirl-poli]

HA HA! I TOLD YOU IT WASN’T ME!

[gyaradosgoro]

clyde is a poliwhirl

[quinn-gengro]

i hate windows laptops.

windows is a terrible os that needs to be replaced by mac os.

android is the worst os of all time and needs to be replaced by ios. i am so sick of it being preferred by everyone else. both are way too complicated and overrated.

[gyaradosgoro]

you just got my vote

[chrissiecatcj]

Hello! It’s time for GENDER SWAPPING!

Let’s not forget the LGBTQ+ people in the feline kingdom….

Gentlemen and ladies, what would you do if your gender was magically switched for one week?

[quinn-gengro]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

It would feel awkward trying to do many things. Now I’ll go as far as wearing a tuxedo.

[winston-win505]

be the same ol’ Winston as i’ve always been

[qwilfishquiquin]

try to transform poliwhirl into a woman again and be whatever… idk??

[politoed-the-king]

i would be king isabella. not literally…. fight poliwrath for no reason. he’s mad…. aww crap

[mister-mimien]

TURN CJ INTO A QUEEN. VICTORIA THE PEASANT. buy a whole shit ton of donuts and scatter them all over the fucking land!

i’m not joking.

[armaldo-ariola]

QUEEN CJ? PEASANT VICTORIA? oh please…. i’m buying bagels AND donuts, then i’m gonna mash them onto every surface!

[hypno-the-tapir-queen]

i have cucumbers, bananas and eggplants… let’s place them between each—

[gyaradosgoro]

oh… no… you’re not just doing that? i will send hershey chocolate kisses to aries and victoria to confuse them with feline romance, then organize a wedding for their marriage.