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[watchogwillow]

cassie, i’m really sick and tired of you putting down other girls so that you can avoid your insecurities and flaws. you ain’t perfect, girl.

[watchogwillow]

so i heard evidence came out, huh?

[watchogwillow]

hi weezing

[weezingwaters]

Hello… you wanna know a secret?

[watchogwillow]

yeah sure… what is it

[watchogwillow]

hi weezing

[winston-win505]

WHY WE TALKED ABOUT BRUNO.

WINSTON. WHY.

[augustarmo]

We didn’t talk about Bruno, Winston. Why is this funny?

[mister-mimien]

He thinks a song from Encanto is funny because of the title and the part where he asked himself why…

[watchogwillow]

this is weird shit

[winston-win505]

WHY WE TALKED ABOUT BRUNO.

WINSTON. WHY.

[watchogwillow]

WHAT THE FUCK

[haikumon]

#061

Avert your eyes from That spiralling abdomen, Or be put to sleep.

[watchogwillow]

this guy, king chrissie. the reason i picked him was because he gave me a swirlie piece last night

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dark mode in 3… 2… 1…

[chrissiecatcj]

Hello! It’s time for GENDER SWAPPING!

Let’s not forget the LGBTQ+ people in the feline kingdom….

Gentlemen and ladies, what would you do if your gender was magically switched for one week?

[quinn-gengro]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

It would feel awkward trying to do many things. Now I’ll go as far as wearing a tuxedo.

[winston-win505]

be the same ol’ Winston as i’ve always been

[qwilfishquiquin]

try to transform poliwhirl into a woman again and be whatever… idk??

[politoed-the-king]

i would be king isabella. not literally…. fight poliwrath for no reason. he’s mad…. aww crap

[mister-mimien]

TURN CJ INTO A QUEEN. VICTORIA THE PEASANT. buy a whole shit ton of donuts and scatter them all over the fucking land!

i’m not joking.

[armaldo-ariola]

QUEEN CJ? PEASANT VICTORIA? oh please…. i’m buying bagels AND donuts, then i’m gonna mash them onto every surface!

[hypno-the-tapir-queen]

i have cucumbers, bananas and eggplants… let’s place them between each—

[gyaradosgoro]

oh… no… you’re not just doing that? i will send hershey chocolate kisses to aries and victoria to confuse them with feline romance, then organize a wedding for their marriage.

[poliwhirl-poli]

and while you’re at it, they will be drenched in chocolate and I’ll force aries to wear high heels…. really high ones….

[watchogwillow]

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT POLI!!?? i’m gonna hide roses in every drawer they open and pour strawberry icing all over their palace!

[chrissiecatcj]

Greetings, loyal felines… I have one thing to share with you today…

Our suspect is actually a mime… he MIMED Hypno!

WHO IS THIS POKÉMON?

[mister-mimien]

what the fuck….

hypno wasn’t mimed….

[chrissiecatcj]

ARIES AND VICTORIA COME HERE!

[king-aries96]

HYPNO IS NOT OUR SUSPECT AND YOU NEED TO STOP TRYING TO GET HER IN TROUBLE!

[victoria-the-tux]

What?

[chrissiecatcj]

THE MIME IS REFUSING TO ADMIT TO MIMING HYPNO!

[mister-mimien]

[winston-win505]

IT WAS ME! I MIMED WATCHOG, HYPNO AND MR. MIME!

[mister-mimien]

WHAT THE FUCK?

YOU MIMED WHO??

CJ! ARREST HIM! HE MIMED ME! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT’S TABOO! ARREST HIM NOW!

[chrissiecatcj]

Mimien, calm down. Aries and Victoria will arrest Winston, okay?

[watchogwillow]

HE MIMED MR. MIME?? CJ, I WANT YOU AND ALL THE FELINES BE PRESENT AT COURT! WINSTON WILL LEARN TO NOT MIME THE BARRIER POKEMON! THAT IS A MAJOR OFFENSE AGAINST THE MIMIEN KINGDOM OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!

[hypno-the-tapir-queen]

100% of people who teach food and nutrition and all other culinary classes are horrible clowns.

100% of all culinary schools are crap.

CULINARY EDUCATION IS A JOKE.

[weezingwaters]

Hypno, culinary education is important. Just because you had a bad experience with culinary school doesn’t mean you assume others have one too. I went to culinary school for 50 years. Not once did I act like a clown from a bad experience.

It’s obvious that you’ve never had the right cooking professor.

[qwilfishquiquin]

weezing do you even know how many nations have had good experiences with culinary education? i have yet to know anybody who has…

hypno had many bad experiences. leave her alone.

[mister-mimien]

weezing waters is in a mime show. culinary education on krumkake? joke.

hypno’s culinary instructors? more like police state.

[weezingwaters]

I’m in a WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK ARE—

[mister-mimien]

what i dictate on this planet goes. you aren’t allowed to tell me what i can and cannot do.

[qwilfishquiquin]

pls help

[alakazam-alakazane]

btw i agree with hypno on this one. culinary education really is a joke.

[watchogwillow]

hypno… tell weezing to be quiet… i fail to see why culinary education wouldn’t be full of fuckery.

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