Christina Rants

Forward Thinking Forward Motion. Living the fine balance between hedonism and career. California in my heart. SF to MIA. Roots, always. ❤️💚💛 #Xtina #Xtinalicious #XTNA

[purplebuddhaproject]

https://www.instagram.com/pbuddhaproject/

[kingjaffejoffer]

The first child strolled in the room with swag like he’d just hit a game winning 3-pointer

[elfvenomm]

The way she snatched the kid up I’m fucking crying

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

LMFAOOO omfggggg the way she slid into the room thoughhh 😂😂

[k-ameli-deactivated20180322]

You know he barked at his wife after that.

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

Ayyyoooo 😂😂😭😭

[roneswhenimdrunk-deactivated202]

Why he push him like that tho😭

[thetattedstoner]

Lmao that pull up game strong.

[blackfemalejesus]

I’m dead

[surprisebitch]

the way the mum dragged the first child out the door along with the walker 😂😭

[surprisebitch]

anyway im seeing people on the notes assume she’s the nanny and i’m here to tell you that she is in fact the wife

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4300896/BBC-expert-s-live-interview-gatecrashed-children.html#comments

so let’s not continue to perpetuate this racist stereotype okay, thanks! :)

[purplebuddhaproject]

[purplebuddhaproject]

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

Just in case y'all forgot. Immigration began in 1492.

Fuck the whites.

[nevver]

Voyager 1

[gaelgarcia]

Diego Luna practices his emotions with Elmo

shoutout to @mariadelmontgomery for the translation, thank you!

[gaelgarcia]

Happy Birthday, Diego Luna! ♡ (December 29th, 1979)

[christinarants]

We share a sign. I'm Capricorn too

[strangeparker]

It all makes sense now…

[mugbearerscorner]

[foreveranonymousfa]

[selflessnewyorker-deactivated20]

Ayyeeeee littt

[nevver]

New Year’s Eve

[nevver]

Twisted doodles

[purplebuddhaproject]

[coupdegrace]

[thesociologicalcinema]

Jobs are not STOLEN by individuals from another country, they are GIVEN by American businesses looking to exploit labor and underpay wages. ~ Liberals Are Cool

[micdotcom]

John Oliver gives 2016 the proper fucking send off it deserves

[nevver]

Supermoon

[gardenburger]

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

[gardenburger]

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

[stalessiastan]

#are you implying what i think you are

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Christopher Columbus’s only achievements in life were stumbling idiotically onto a country he wasn’t looking for by accident, attempted genocide and giving the human race a new STD by fucking llamas and yet somehow he gets a public holiday

So yeah, be sure to wish your friends and family a Happy Llama Fucker day each and every year as we celebrate the man who gave the world the gift of syphillis