Christine Hauer

Excitement sharer, karaoke singer, model, actress, comedian, avid hifiver.

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Santa, can you give me something to cuddle? Errrr color, #🐶 (at Aiken, South Carolina)

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#holiday headspace, let’s do this, jingle. (at The North Pole)

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Cats and rabbits would reside in fancy little houses and be dressed in shoes and hats and trousers, in a world of my own. #wonder

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this isn’t polish it’s sweat and tears and some of my rain condensing in the atmosphere I made with my brain so my heart in my lungs could breath in that air from the core of my being from way deep down there (at Webster Hall)

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My feet are dirty, I am thirty, and I don’t know what I am supposed to do before it ends. #time #stacked (at Studio City)

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Magical theater, magic show. #👏 @leslieodomjr and band!! Thx for getting me in @christopherrobinsonnyc #💋 (at Walt Disney Concert Hall)

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I just want to do and not talk about it. #behavioranalysis #opendoor GETAPINKTUX✔️ (at Los Angeles, California)

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Shooting today with @thebastettegroup for their #musicvideo series Rigor Samsa Series featuring artist Perilune. (Un)Plugged umbilical cord, thrilled to see the final piece in the new year! #onset #femaleartists #honeylips (at Hollywood Hills)

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@history channeling, getting chloroformed and spilling Christmas decorations, oh H.H. Holmes, how you broke my heart. #americanripper #tvshow #christmastime

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OK LA

Welp, I made it through my second week of Los Angeles living. And I realized that the first week was definitely honeymoon phase week. Second week? Ok wow, we are living together now. I moved in and OK so, we are here. This is us being here now. Kk. I had a solo Thanksgiving this year. No worries, I’

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Running for my life

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Midnight cooking in LA by way of muffin mix and attempted adultchildhood (via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK0fThgMeK0)

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I dramatically miss every person in this #polaroid...deeply and dramatically and desperately. 💋

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Thankful for this planet we live on, thankful for this world of love I’m lucky to live in, thankful for every person whose helped shape the mind and soul that lives inside, thankful for the unknown. #horizon #forever (at Muscle Beach)

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Praying, Kesha Pray, Sam Smith Prayer, Me #soundtracks in #lala (at The Virgil)

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Me immediately after #ladybird, in the bathroom mirror feeling all the words that equal = finally accepting the name your parents gave you. #teamgreta (at Angelika Film Center)

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I had a date with #nyc today and yesh was this city flirty...Getting lost at @metmuseum w/ Pollack, wandering Central Park with sips of jazz, hearing the @new_york_times__ Exposing Male Abuse Of Power panel with the three fierce journalists who broke open Weinstein O'Reilly Trump Silicon Valley #timestalks, seeing friends, walking and crying and giggling cue close up shot, being alone alone. I felt a lot today, I had to remember I'm allowed to date other cities. But #iloveyou, New York. (at New York, New York)