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Bubble wrap is basically imported air from China

Maybe people would be better at standing up and talking if we hadn’t been told to sit down and shut up for the first quarter of our lives

tkyle

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tastefullyoffensive

Subtle brilliance. (via KFC, edgette22)

originalultrabeast

tastefullyoffensive

Today’s Best Videos (10/19/17)

Guy Sings Heartbreaking Tribute to His Cat Dog Doesn’t Recognize Owner Until He Gives Him a Sniff Nancy Cartwright Performs Her 7 'Simpsons’ Characters in 40 seconds Comedian Artie Lange Does the ‘Hot Ones’ Spicy Wing Challenge 10 Things Every Cat Owner Has Done How Mario Got His Name (and Mustache) 1960s Orchestral Remake of Nirvana’s 'Smells Like Teen Spirit’ Kids Try 100 Years of Chicken

just-shower-thoughts

We’re going to tell our grand children about how we used to live in a time when the Internet was the equivalent to the Wild West with free music, movies, games and porn not like the ultra regulated and censored paid content like they have.

micdotcom

Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.

discoverynews

We’re trying this tonight!

askragtatter

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

queenofsabah

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potatogestapo

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

rewritethis-story

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

queensimia-deactivated20181215

Reblogging for later reference after I tried it earlier today to try to calm down. It actually does help a lot, not just for sleep but if you have problems with anxiety.

My default mental setting is “vibrating intensely in the background.” After doing this, I felt noticeably calm and relaxed - I wasn’t as fixated on my breathing, I wasn’t tense, my movements weren’t jerky and I didn’t feel like I had to be as tense as possible to be under control. 10/10 would recommend.