Christopher

I've Been Searching For An Exit But I'm Lost Inside My Head, Where I Spend Every Waking Moment Wishing I Was Dead

[christmaspher]

you masturbate while staring into a mirror because you don't get females

You say females plural as if ownership is implied. It's 2016, get with the beat fuckboy

[christmaspher]

I don't even like you

Then you're either blind or retarded or both so god bless you citizen

[christmaspher]

Is it true that you don't actually have a bumhole but a vagina on the bottom of your back?

That is almost correct. There is simply nothing there. Like Kim Jong Un I have no need to poop and therefore have no butthole

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like

[ruinedchildhood]

How Toy Story 3 should have ended. [Video]

[boredpanda]

http://www.boredpanda.com/hottest-vet-pet-doctor-evan-antin-california/

[emperorcaligulove]

ummmmmmmm this post is missing his best picture

[crutchie-morris]

This man should be an Avenger.

[phoenixandthefire]

[oyagi-deactivated20250604]

in Australia they call blow jobs “gobbies”

gobbies

[ammit420]

aint that that nigga that died in harry potter?

[almatair]

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

who gave you the right

[christmaspher]

I think I make a damn good zombie!

[all1sees]

So Google does math for you??

division

square roots

dividing percentages

IT EVEN FOILS

beautiful.

[qurioq]

i just checked ALL of these on my calculator and they are all correct

all. fucking. correct.

[averagedopeydope]

DAYUM, SON! IF ONLY THIS WAS AVIALABLE WHEN I WAS ON SCHOOL >:(

[my-little-mod-blog]

HAH! You kids. When I was in school, it wouldn’t help because we still used Roman numerals back then!

AHAHAHAHAHA-

oh my god

i’ll just be over here shutting the fuck up right about now

[dutchster]

you can even solve geometric problems

or plot graphs

even 3D graphs!!!

[neilcicierega]

Yeah, but can it-

Oh

[christmaspher]

Beard and hair on point 😁

[trillow-deactivated20130822]

how much do islands cost i want one

[cyberunfamous]

Less than a college education

[accioguitardis]

what the fuck

[myulteriormotive-deactivated201]

🐸☕️ This tea is too hot

[thetallblacknerd]

[the-prolefeed]

what?

[papayapom]

Skull poop L?

[spookgator-blog]

what is this really supposed to mean tho

[thetallblacknerd]

Dea poo L

[boss-hoody]

Deaadpool advertising is really weird.

Isn’t there one that makes it look like some chick flick too?

[stormreach]

Yes

[theawesomeadventurer]

fuckin love all of this nonsense

[star-spangled-jackass]

don’t forget this gem

[comic-chick]

@deadpoolology

[platiddypus]

so apparently ryan reynolds told fox they didnt have the balls to put up the emoji one 

also there is the dick joke one 

and the one they made in response to people misinterpreting the emoji one 

[fandomwhore123]

@beyondrapture

[medusa-lith]

@agenthgwells λιγοτερο απο μηνα

[marine-delamine]

The dick joke one is my lockscreen 😂

[friendfrog-deactivated20150808]

[sappling]