christmethyd

leader of the church of crystal methyd. same @ on twitter

[tarottss]

cant stop thinking about that post about dikdiks and someone saying that it was pronounced xylophone

[christmethyd]

i made this post in like 2012 this is my legacy

[halstedom]

[zoomerbro]

Bill Gates jumping over a chair

[mysterymeat6649127739816]

nice one bill

[fivestupidboys]

having a really good joke but executing it poorly

[pissent]

the difference between “ok” and “okay”

[labias]

[deletemurdock]

2007 was so important

[christmethyd]

wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

[cyclopette-blog]

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

[diddily]

when your mom tells you to do the dishes

[berserklejerk-deactivated201706]

[disneyyandmore-blog]

This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me!

[aganami]

The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”. "OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!" Hell no. If I don’t like you, I won’t date you. This movie is fucking golden.

[tunesykari]

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS MOVIE

Megamind has the ultimate example of a “nice guy”, Hal, who liked Roxanne - and he was clear about it. He “complimented” several things to her in the beginning, which guess what - were not flattering at all, but downright creepy, so really, it was no wonder Roxanne didn’t like him.

But after he gets his superpowers, he expects her to - he expects to be rewarded for being the “good guy”, despite the fact that he hasn’t really done anything for her. When she rejects him and later finds out that she had dated Megamind for a time, he’s furious that she would date the “bad guy” when he is the “good guy”.

Yet despite Megamind being “bad” and Hal being “good”, it’s Megamind who respects what she wants - when she told him to back off, he backed off, and then later apologized, while Hal was legit going to kill her for rejecting him. So really, who is the good guy?

[loki-of-sassgaard-deactivated20]

I have seriously never seen a more frightening movie villain than Hal.

[plnts-deactivated20150108]

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

[oomshi]

this can be taken two ways

[clickholeofficial]

[melt-banana]

[rumour-deactivated20121224]

oprah and her maid

[kinopia]

"When I was a kid, I believed you would become a mermaid when you went in the water to swim".

I really loved the little mermaid as a kid growing up so I had the warped perception you became a mermaid when you entered the water ahaha. This is me learning to swim with my cousin! This piece is for a gallery show at work.

[t8u-deactivated20150811]

when you walk towards a bird but it flies away