[etrogim-deactivated20200109]

she’s trying (i’m she)

[zog-agent]

[thebootydiaries]

my mom: *makes me wash 1 more dish than my sister* me: i am the backbone of this family u are nothing without me. When I Die. Then U Will Realize

[meekaleeks]

just a reminder that they were roommates

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[kreuzaderny]

[cosmoscenti]

i wanna know who spent a once-in-a-lifetime event to take this horrifying aesthetically-pleasing picture

[hi-imkingdavid]

this was legit 

[moshbrotatoes]

[dreamgrl1998-deactivated2022072]

u guys ever wonder if someone’s using ur pictures to catfish

[square2017]

no some of us are ugly

[yungflowergirl]

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

im literally dating this girl this a lie

[bootykage-deactivated20150331]

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

[dunyun-rings]

Don’t let another person ruin your day

ruin your own damn day

[dumbledoreofficial]

[crgbaby-deactivated20201217]

My bath looks like the night sky

[bastille]

Why the fuck would you go big when u can go home

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[buzzfeed]

[coolthingoftheday]

The Earth at night. Photographs taken by NASA.

(Source)

[ofthemoonandsea-deactivated2019]

Get the fuck out of my face this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen, do you realize how lucky we are to bask in the scientific capabilities of NASA? Holy fucking hell I love science

[yencid]

[apatite2]