The Octopus of Evil Habits

This is my main blog for shitposting. I have an art blog and a vent blog too. Link to both are in my about. -currently changing theme-

[dankmemeuniversity]

[chonce]

when I tell u I LOST IT

[roselalonde]

botw link the SECOND it starts raining

[meme-theft]

Boop the Snoot

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

remember when people thought this site would die because of the nsfw ban

[giraffefactoryarchive]

Nintendo E3

[xollii]

why does this image have wood paneling? 

[joey-wheeler-official]

cause animal crossing fans are master decorators

[slightmood]

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

short girls seeing the “if you want jeans with pockets, just shop in the men’s department!” post

[e-girlinterrupted-deactivated20]

me w/ my new mens pants

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[paprika]

[kroovv]

I just can’t draw backgrounds

[thereinliesmyproblem]

The same background in the last panel killed me honestly

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[loving-women-is-rad]

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

[softchad]

[dongbearer]

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[babyanimalgifs]

[sapho2400]

@muslimfinn

[thistherapylife]

After this week, this gives me faith

[quecksilvereyes]

he’s mirroring! cats do that to be social that’s also why they will lie on laptops or books. they want to do what their humans are doing because they enjoy being in the same room and socializing that way. getting him his own prayer mat was a really good idea bc now he gets to mirror without being in the way!

[mage-pie]

The other thing is that cats have a very good sense of time and tend to like regular schedules. If OP’s family members pray every day at the same times, in the same place, the cat knows the drill and probably considers this an official Household Activity which requires Feline Supervision.

[shutupmerlin]

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.