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sleepygaymaiden

Yeah my belly is visible when I reach up for something. Rub it and you'll get good luck forever.

bowelfly

the gherkin inspector

earhartsease

Brother Picholas

anistarrose

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

brainrockets

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

ruinedchildhood

aringofsalt

i love the level of friendship that is "would you like early access to the porn that i'm writing"

#this leads to many beautiful things sometimes

periodinteriors

Martin Drolling (French, 1752-1817), La fille de l'artiste copiant un dessin (The Artist's Daughter copying a Drawing), oil, undated.

dailyclassicart

Vincent van Gogh - "Tree Trunks in the Grass" (1890)

recoveryingheaux-deactivated202

let’s go on a walk (a love language)

memeuplift

acrosscenturiesandgenerations

• Glass plate slide of a solar eclipse.

Date: 1922

#ten weeks left

ltwilliammowett

Stormy Sea, by Marcus Larson, 1857

lstatdelioncourt

We all have to make sacrifices. If I have to be the world's whipping boy to secure our salvation, then that's my sacrifice to make.

EVA STRATT | PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)

detectivehole

if you're and indie dev it's your sacred mission to hide some inexplicable shit in the files of the game and never, ever explain yourself. it keeps things interesting. everyone loves it even when they hate it i promise

detectivehole

i regret using the word "game" in this post bc it limits its scope. if you're an indie dev of anything you need to be doing this

allthingslinguistic

The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.)