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I’m on that “don’t kill urself” grind 24/7 😎😎

Doug Doug Fanart

Based on the artwork that Doug auctioned off to twitch chat.

“The Creation of Parkzer”, as depicted by me.

#doug doug #parkzer #dougdoug #Dougdoug fanart #Creation of Parkzer #fanart

What is it with fantasy men and their slutty little mustaches?

Every fantasy movie with an “attractive, heroic, and kind” male lead/love interest gives them a little whisper of a mustache.

Why is a tiny mustache the go-to symbol of a “good man”?

#Wesley from The Princess Bride #and Prince Char from Ella Enchanted

My fit is so fire they’re about to burn me at the stake 🔥🔥🔥

#They’re not wrong though #witch #witch trials

crazy how actually taking your medications can drastically improve your quality of life.

#ADHD moment #Depression #I finally took my injection medication #And I remembered to take my depression meds #forgot to take my ADHD meds tho

I’m a manic pixie dream girl, but without the “pixie” or “dream” part.

#just a manic girl #manic pixie dream girl

Me internally: just because something is a social construct doesn’t mean it necessarily isn’t real, it just means that the concept and behaviors were created by a group of humans as a part of social rules and interactions

me every five fucking minutes: [insert thing here] is a social construct; it isnt real!

The human condition is automatically dancing to songs with instructions in them.

#hot to go #ymca #cupid shuffle #cha cha slide #Some people will fight me on this but Macarena belongs there too; I know it doesn’t have instructions but cmon it practically does

I’m such a sucker for the Merry Christmas typo jokes.

Merry Chrysler - Hilarious

Merry Chrimstas - Beautiful

Happy Hannukkah - Absolutely amazing

#I’m jewish don’t worry

God was never real. Humanity created a savior in their own minds and yet they too could not stay with their own creation. Humanity looks to a god that never existed and asks why they turn their back, not noticing they have no back to turn. God cannot reply to foolish questions asked by mortals, not because they are above the poverty of the human will, but because they have no mouth to speak with. God cannot forsake you, for he was never there.

#I burnt my toast

motherfuckers when I become a scientist and devote my life to science only to turn myself into a frog:

Prometheus doesn’t have it that bad; He’s getting ate out by an eagle like every day.

#greek mythology #prometheus #eagles #Not that bad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I were to be any frog I’d be this one

Look at him, he’s so weirdly shiny, he looks confused, fearful, and offended all at the same time, and he’s so round yet so flat.

#frog #purple frog #this species was discovered in 2017 in India

Me reading the symptoms for adhd: oh wow that’s something I do. That’s crazy, I cant believe the odds that that matches me perfectly!

#It took me years to figure out the obvious #People still don’t believe me #adhd

People who have any sense of time and time management whatsoever scare me.

What do you mean you didn’t need to set a timer to remind yourself when 5 minutes passed?

I can sit in a room and I will have no idea if its been 5 minutes or 5 hours.

#adhd #time management #what time is it

my life is episodic in the sense that every week is its own separate plot and everything resets at the weekends

oh this week we have a rivalry with another classmate and we need to do perfectly on our assignments to show them up? Sure!

now we have to save our local field from pollution? On it.

the goal changes every week and at this point I can’t tell if its a blessing or a curse

#summer is either an extended filler episode or season hiatus #cant wait for the episode where I save the president #it probably has something to do with my hyperfixations

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